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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

    Update:

    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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    #64

    @dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

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    • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

      @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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      #65

      @dazfuller also poor Tim. It's not his fault it's slop

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

        Update:

        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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        #66

        @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

          Update:

          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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          #67

          @dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

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          • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

            @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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            #68

            @itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

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            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

              Update:

              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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              #69

              @dazfuller
              First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

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              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                Update:

                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                #70

                @dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                  Update:

                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                  #71

                  @dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

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                  • jedbrown@hachyderm.ioJ jedbrown@hachyderm.io

                    @dazfuller
                    And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
                    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                    #72

                    @jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

                    (0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

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                    • davidvedvick@fosstodon.orgD davidvedvick@fosstodon.org

                      @dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

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                      #73

                      @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                        Update:

                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                        #74

                        @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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                        • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

                          @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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                          #75

                          @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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                          • S solemarc@mastodon.social

                            @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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                            #76

                            @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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                            • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

                              @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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                              #77

                              @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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                              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                Update:

                                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                #78

                                @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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                                • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                                  @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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                                  #79

                                  @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                    Update:

                                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                    #80

                                    @dazfuller in the top left there it doesnt even say time, its “timn”(???) the last latter of that isnt a real letter. i assume that means time but backwards bc the arrow is backwards

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                                    • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                                      @dazfuller Look!
                                      https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                                      #81

                                      @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                                      • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                                        @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                                        #82

                                        @itgrrl @dazfuller
                                        You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                                        • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                                          @JennyFluff
                                          The things Tim has seen.
                                          @dazfuller

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                                          #83

                                          @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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