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you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

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  • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

    you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

    nash@labyrinth.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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    #3

    boosting this in light of anthropic's accidental revelations this week

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    • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

      you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

      jackryder@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #4

      @nash
      Not... yet.

      #goalsetting

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      • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

        you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

        morningsong@weirder.earthM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        @nash So i don't want to hand it to the sloplords but man they have done wonders for my impostor syndrome.

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        • marz@caw.corbode.comM marz@caw.corbode.com

          @nash

          "ChatGPT, how do I vibecode a rolling blackout?"

          simondassow@masto.aiS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @marz @nash "Consider the benefits of the following deployment strategy and ..."

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          • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

            you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

            meph@social.treehouse.systemsM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            @nash “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”

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            • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

              you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

              roadskater@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              @nash Do the lights dim when you tap "Start"?

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              • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

                you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

                areactis@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #9

                @nash No, but I did once burn out a high end GPU without doing any ML : just shader driven visual effects.

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                • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

                  you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

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                  #10

                  @nash

                  https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/116334540081862426

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                  • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

                    you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

                    anctreat5358@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #11

                    @nash No, but I *had* created systems that required purchasing expensive new servers (file and database).

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                    • nash@labyrinth.socialN nash@labyrinth.social

                      you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

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                      #12

                      @nash there is a good reason why I did not pursue Dev career

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