Spider-LAN

[juliewebgirl@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker I'd name it Aussie. I've heard their spiders there are about that big... and JUMP at you

[jonbaker@mastodon.social]

@juliewebgirl you know, I *am* always a little afraid of the internet

[juliewebgirl@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker

Hmm who do you pick? The Internet or the Spider?

[jonbaker@mastodon.social]

@juliewebgirl probably the internet

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@JonBaker NOAP

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker

Spider-LAN, Spider-LAN,
Does whatever a modem can,
Spins a Web, World Wide size,
Catches spam, just like flies,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-LAN

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@davidtheeviloverlord

very good.

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@JonBaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndJ3OD3eF0

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@JonBaker

you're gonna need a bigger shoe.

[jwcph@helvede.net]

@JonBaker The first night I'd have to get up to pee, I would either have a heart attack or smash that thing with a broom handle