First Law of #Cat #Mechanics and #Dynamics: #Cats always position themselves in a way that is mostly effectively blocking another beings’ way.

[paulfoerster@swiss.social]

First Law of #Cat #Mechanics and #Dynamics: #Cats always position themselves in a way that is mostly effectively blocking another beings’ way.

Second Law of Cat Mechanics and Dynamics: The first First Law of Cat Mechanics and Dynamics is not to be disputed.

#EveryDayIsCaturday #SilentSunday

[liveoutloud@mastodon.online]

@paulfoerster
If forced to move from Most Effective Position: (1) deploy look-of-disdain, and (2) saunter away as slowly as possible

[paulfoerster@swiss.social]

@LiveOutLoud Experience says that doesn’t help.