You rarely hear bad news about cheese

[christianrickert@23.social]

@donni

It's all aobut the plot holes!

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@donni

On the contrary, sweet dreams are made of

[james@bne.social]

@donni https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/tiktok-cheese-favourite-burrata-recalled-because-of-listeria-monocytogenes-contamination/news-story/49012947f3515480d5c7af5d9bcb3a1f

[elseweather@mastodon.social]

@donni sometimes they moved it. those motherfuckers

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@donni

Oh

Hugz & xXx

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bad-news-climate-change-is-going-to-make-cheese-taste-awful/

[asbestos@pnw.zone]

@donni
https://www.usatoday.com/story/grocery/2026/01/13/cheese-recall-listeria-product-list/88157637007/
https://www.menuswithprice.com/food-recalls/cheese/?bingcust=abdmswp&msclkid=0f484bfd0978115aa464213600fb2901&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ABD%20-%20Menus%20-%20CPC%20-%20Food%20Recall%20-%20Mobile%20-%20260224&utm_term=cheese%20recall&utm_content=Cheese%20Recall

I ruin everything

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@TheBreadmonkey @donni

It's only in the USA ... Does the USA even exist now ... Giggles

I'm sure it will spread ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

[feliz@norden.social]

@Nickiquote @noondlyt @donni

Who am I to diss a Brie?

[felila@mastodon.social]

@donni I recall several recent news articles about cheese thefts. As of whole, very expensive wheels.

[datum@zeroes.ca]

@donni

You rarely hear bad news about cheese

That's because Big Cheese hires PR firms to scrub the internet of negative cheese commentary, and to bury anything they can't scrub in an avalanche of fake reviews.

#Shitpost

[rychaz@mastodon.nz]

@donni

I recall male calves torn away from their mothers and strung up high by their tied feet being ... less fond of cheese, and other dairy products.

But hey ... denialism.

And the industry-conditioned addiction
via bought TV personality chefs.
And the BigPharma profits from the antibiotics needed to minimise disease in awful conditions.
And not to forget, everyone eating it says they are an 'animal lover' etc. They just keep the denial glasses on ‍️

Thankfully there are some amazing plant based cheeses nowadays to enjoy with a clear conscience, and a very happy tummy.

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@donni

Unless it's those dreaded words, "We have no cheese".

[isol@mastodon.au]

@donni

Akshewally, less than a day ago, I posted:

https://mastodon.au/@isol/117415993112682022

[lefoyenlibre@mastodon.social]

@donni Well, depends where you live. In France, there no one week of an emergency warning about an infected cheese that you shouldn't eat and that you have to throw to the bin...

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@donni @lisamelton The only time it’s bad news is when you run out of cheese.

::shudders to think::