Obsessed with this quote from an AI bro who is under the impression that horses "can do whatever they want now" as a result of the invention of the car.

[theoneswit@det.social]

@Doomed_Daniel @jef @henry

or into lasagne.

[chetwisniewski@securitycafe.ca]

@henry Glue certainly was cheaper for a decade or so.

[thomasjwebb@mastodon.social]

@henry lol this makes it sound like horses are like Mr. Horse in Ren & Stimpy and just living like a human because he doesn't have to pull people around anymore. These people are just so, so bad at metaphors.

[doomed_daniel@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@TheOneSwit @jef @henry
I think that was later
I think frozen lasagna wasn't a thing yet when a majority of horses were killed because cars replaced them

[theoneswit@det.social]

@Doomed_Daniel @jef @henry

there where two world wars in those times.

[clew@ecoevo.social]

That graph is *also* a retort to anyone arguing that exponential growth in the past will reliably continue

Twofer!

@jef @henry

[henry@radikal.social]

@clew @jef

[xgebi@hachyderm.io]

@henry this AI bro should’ve used pigeons instead of horses, they are definitely free to crap on everything, including this AI bro. I’m somewhat unsure he likes to be crapped on

I’m not judging anyone’s kinks

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

also, he looks at working class people as horses? this is classic, “tell me you are holding hard to a caste system without telling me you are at the top of a caste system”

@henry

[billyjoebowers@mastodon.online]

@henry

There are some stupid motherfuckers in charge of things now.

[thorium@social.linux.pizza]

@henry Well, not all of the horse. Their asses are, however, in charge of the US government currently.

[dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org]

@henry

For far to many people, the "point of going to school" is to be sorted into the bin where you get guaranteed high income.

Like, none of the actual education matters, it's the sorting, which means grades and things.

I always kind of knew this, but it really hit home when my terrible summer session decision theory class at USC had some masters student do a decision analysis on which luxury car his daddy should buy him when he graduated.

[dogfox@kpop.social]

This joke predates the automobile, and I love it.

@Thorium @henry

[len@nyan.network]

@henry if I heard someone say this in my vicinity they would get a lecture

[greenmtgirl@vermont.masto.host]

@henry Horses just LOVE getting slaughtered for meat.

[mardor@ruhr.social]

@henry Freedom sausages?

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@henry @mhoye what we need to see now is Maslow's hierarchy of equine needs.

Oh hmm, searching that ended up with a result. https://www.chrisfortehorsemanship.com/archives/510

And now I want to read this study: https://thebhc.org/decline-and-fall-horse

The US had 20m horses in 1915, and has 6.65m today (estimate via wikipedia), so, "whatever they want?"

[derherrfreitag@bonn.social]

@henry There is an perfect proverb in Germany: "Überlass den Pferden das denken, die haben einen größeren Kopf." roughly translated as "let the horses think, they have a bigger head". He could have said nothing and people might think he is a moron. But he chose to speak and now everyone knows he is...

[elenlefoll@fediscience.org]

@henry My great-granddad's business was breading and selling draft horses. He went bankrupt. My granddad had to move to the city and became a truck driver: his job was to take horses to the abattoir...

[jhooper@techhub.social]

@henry I wonder if we will see police officers riding on the back of unemployed office workers.