Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea yesssss teeth
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea 'home alone' would be very different with odin instead of macaulay culkin. odin would help them rob everything and then accidentally knock them out
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Teefs! Enormous good natured teefs! -
Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea aww lookit that big smile
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea Most big dog breeds are very gentle and docile, because nobody wants an aggressive dog who weighs more than a person.
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea But there would be fewer pets then, so he won't.
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea how fierce! the black gums are a little terrifying
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
also to be clear this is just. what we have to do to brush his teeth. and he's cool with it. I think a random stranger could walk up and lift his jowl-flaps to oggle his teeth and he wouldn't think it odd at all
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@0xabad1dea Most big dog breeds are very gentle and docile, because nobody wants an aggressive dog who weighs more than a person.
@michaelgemar @0xabad1dea I wouldn't want an aggressive person that weighs more than a dog.
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@michaelgemar @0xabad1dea I wouldn't want an aggressive person that weighs more than a dog.
@rrb @0xabad1dea If only it were as easy to arrange that.
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea I definitely would not want him to be showing me his scrunchy look! He’s a good boy
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
"Cujo?"
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea it feels like Odin read the doggy handbook and mis-read "Big and Vicious" as "Big & Viscous"
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea he seems to be completely incapable of violence
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@0xabad1dea how fierce! the black gums are a little terrifying
@piarji yeah it took me a while to get used to the fact his mouth colors are just naturally what reads to me as "something is horribly wrong" and nothing is in fact horribly wrong
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Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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