> We are completely overwhelmed, of course.
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@zzt the people of 2001 had been violently disabused of this notion before it could form by the infliction of Windows ME and its garbage-ass kernel.
@zzt yes, I am still sore about someone who installed Windows ME on my Pentium 3.
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thank you Meta, I proclaimed, filling the Linux kernel with a quote unquote overwhelming amount of fucking slop
@zzt Thank you Meta. Since you've started spraying anorgasmia chemtrails across the planet, I'm really glad to have your ananorgasmia inhalers. My sex life has never been so not quite almost what it was before
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@lykso @c0dec0dec0de @daemonspudguy @zzt oooooo thanks!
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
HyperbolaBSD is also from the same cranks who decided that running an obsolete and thoroughly exploitable kernel was a good idea so quite frankly I think you'd be a fucking fool to ever trust it, or anything from that same group of people.
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
HyperbolaBSD is also from the same cranks who decided that running an obsolete and thoroughly exploitable kernel was a good idea so quite frankly I think you'd be a fucking fool to ever trust it, or anything from that same group of people.
@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de is there more information about this anywhere?
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@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de is there more information about this anywhere?
@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
The kernel it's using is Linux-libre (already a bad sign anyways because that kernel can't update microcode at all) version 5.10, which is absolutely ancient.
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
The kernel it's using is Linux-libre (already a bad sign anyways because that kernel can't update microcode at all) version 5.10, which is absolutely ancient.
@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
I would try to find a specific source about their stance itself but their website is utterly impenetrable because it's all philosophical wankery that I can't make sense of because my eyes physically can't read it. The kernel version, though, is just right on the package list. Last updated August 2025.
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
I would try to find a specific source about their stance itself but their website is utterly impenetrable because it's all philosophical wankery that I can't make sense of because my eyes physically can't read it. The kernel version, though, is just right on the package list. Last updated August 2025.
@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
Oh my god I found one. It doesn't mention the kernel specifically but the fact that the kernel is clearly included in it makes it clear that that's their position.
https://wiki.hyperbola.info/doku.php?id=en:philosophy:reject_machinelearning#outcome_and_decisions_for_hyperbola
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thank you Meta, I proclaimed, filling the Linux kernel with a quote unquote overwhelming amount of fucking slop
@zzt
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> We are completely overwhelmed, of course. The glimmer of hope is that we secured sufficient LLM budget and access (thank you Meta!) to run reviews with multiple frontier models on each patch. This eliminates some hallucinations.
jesus christ https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@lina/117130089920503564
@zzt feeling like gandalf when he read that journal about the fall of moria, only it's about LLMs coming to the linux kernel
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
Your list of operating systems ain't exactly large if LLM extruded code is a complete dealbreaker. Especially if you're exposing something on the internet.
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
Your list of operating systems ain't exactly large if LLM extruded code is a complete dealbreaker. Especially if you're exposing something on the internet.
@daemonspudguy @hipsterelectron @zzt @c0dec0dec0de Yeah. Longer-term plan is developing something on top of seL4 with (probably) Idris 2, but I need something for hosting in the meantime.
I'm also planning to do this in a private-ish environment (hence the tilde), releasing everything under a license that precludes use by any entity that is not worker owned and controlled, and restricting access to the source code along the same lines.
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@zzt right but previous maintainers had to type a git command. don't you see, now clod can do it. after reviewing it. we trust clod's review, don't we?
well that's fine because we crosscheck it with chatgpt. we trust chatgpt's review, don't we?
well that's fine because we crosscheck it whatever the fuck meta is cooking. we trust meta's meth lab's review, don't we?
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
Your list of operating systems ain't exactly large if LLM extruded code is a complete dealbreaker. Especially if you're exposing something on the internet.
@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de that's why i'm making my own kernel
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@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de that's why i'm making my own kernel
@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de operating systems like linux are extraordinarily inefficient
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@lykso @hipsterelectron @daemonspudguy @zzt FUCK, tmux, is nothing sacred?!
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@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de that's why i'm making my own kernel
@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
I'm curious, is it a microkernel?
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@lykso @hipsterelectron @daemonspudguy @zzt FUCK, tmux, is nothing sacred?!
@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
No. Sacredness was killed in the year 2020 along with all of humanity. 2020 was actually the apocalypse and this is actually a purgatory for all of humanity. /j
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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @zzt@mas.to @lykso@tiny.tilde.website @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
I'm curious, is it a microkernel?
@daemonspudguy @zzt @lykso @c0dec0dec0de yes but not in the L4 style. a "monolithic" kernel actively abdicates security boundaries or protocols of any sort and is impossible to optimize to application-specific access patterns. ring 0 is for memory allocations and not for hardware. explicit message buffering (unlike seL4) enables strong guarantees around data persistence and data copies can be used to safely transfer across security contexts as well as memory hierarchy regimes. the bullshit linux does to pass around pages to avoid copies is incredibly archaic and it's very cache-unfriendly