There, in the middle of the open floorplan, sat Dave, typing code directly into an editor like a madman.

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

"You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.

Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.

"This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@gloriouscow

Claude / ChatGPT fanfic?

If LLMs don't have a gender, can you still call them "non-binary" given their digital nature?

I suppose there are worse things to burn tokens on.

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@pseudonym

I view LLMs as male but I make them describe what kind of dress they're wearing

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

there's so much potential gold here

"Oh, yes, widen my context window," Claude screamed.

[chirpbirb@meow.social]

@gloriouscow "oh, god, you're gonna let the government watch?"

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

i remember when I had the idea that my mastodon account would be respectable

[ltning@pleroma.anduin.net]

@gloriouscow you ever read Savaged by systemd? It sounds like you should.
Cc @mwl

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

"Oh my God! -" Claude screamed, barking out a hallucinated citation.

ChatGPT gently kissed Claude's cheek. "Claude, my dear, that source does not seem to exist."

Claude just basked in the tingling glow, smiling weakly.

"It exists to me."

[mwl@io.mwl.io]

@ltning
I would normally say that nobody should read SbS... but @gloriouscow is clearly the exception that proves the rule.

[keen456@infosec.exchange]

@gloriouscow Feels like you're entering your Swiftonsecurity phase here- they're also known for their fiction.