Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I want to deny I am old but hell, Strong Bad Email #1 is almost old enough to rent a car.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog But what if I'm too old for that shit?
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitAccurate
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I am using Debian, that's age verification enough I guess.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog most young people have never had to hack a gibson over a RJ-11.
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@GossiTheDog But what if I'm too old for that shit?
@SaThaRiel @GossiTheDog filter the shit out of it!
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog if you're here you're old enough to refer to The Hunt For Red October when someone asks what ping is.
And to be horrified and confused that they've never heard of it.
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@GossiTheDog if you're here you're old enough to refer to The Hunt For Red October when someone asks what ping is.
And to be horrified and confused that they've never heard of it.
@fencepost @GossiTheDog One ping only.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitI've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
IRQ jumpers on dial up modems.
I've watched disk defraggers glitter in the dark on Windows 3.0.
All those moments will be lost in time, like backups on Jazz disks.
Time to power off. -
Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog most of gen-z wouldn't survive being here.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog Mastodon is where I come to hear young people complain about being old.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
IRQ jumpers on dial up modems.
I've watched disk defraggers glitter in the dark on Windows 3.0.
All those moments will be lost in time, like backups on Jazz disks.
Time to power off. -
Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I'm 24, but damned if I'm gonna deal with the idiots swarming the rest of the internet. This place and Tumblr are my safe spaces.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog You're absolutely right. You nailed it
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog disagree. i just joined and im baby
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@GossiTheDog Mastodon is where I come to hear young people complain about being old.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitObviously…
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog forgot who wrote that here, but it was something like "I use Debian, that should be age verification enough."
perfection!
