For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight"

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@matildalove

Jack Nicholson: Are we queer?

Tom Cruise: Yes, sir.

Jack Nicholson: ARE WE QUEER?

Tom Cruise: Quistal.

@paultk

[zeroday@podcasts.social]

@paultk well, I guess I have to gay used to it then.

[numerfolt@kirche.social]

@paultk That's a good one!

I think "Just to be queer" should work too?

[infrapink@mastodon.ie]

@paultk Also, instead of "brilliant", "excellent", or "fantastic", you should say "ace".

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@paultk @amethyst tough but fair

[menionazalee@mastodon.social]

@paultk So let me get this crooked! grins

[thefeditest@mastodon.social]

@paultk just so we're queer let me get this queer, so i can no longer use "let me this straight" and should use "just so we're queer"

[falcennial@mastodon.social]

@paultk lol very clever

[gettie@fedi.catto.garden]

@paultk my friends don't even dare to tell me "let me get this straight" anymore

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@paultk Can I just use that, permanently?

[onekind@beige.party]

@paultk or my favourite, straight ahead becomes GAILY FORWARD

[janet_52square@sunny.garden]

@paultk In which case instead of ‘don’t queer the pitch’ I am going to say, ‘don’t straighten the pitch’. Works well, I think.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@paultk
And when leaving, always say "good bi".

[micr0@wetdry.world]

@paultk I prefer the overly superior "let me be queer"

[gnomon@mastodon.social]

@paultk good lord man, this one went properly woolly, eh?

[reallylazybear@mastodon.social]

@paultk That's actually so witty, lol.

[paultk@mastodon.social]

@gnomon how do I use my new found power?

[gnomon@mastodon.social]

@paultk immediately turn evil, of course! Boost your podcast, start hawking fitness supplements, convert to scientology, the whole nine yards!!

[janwwbosch@mastodon.ie]

@paultk is there a little dance that should accompany this?

[severasnape@mastodon.social]

@pixelate @paultk hahahahahaha!!!