Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice From the developers of therapistsearch.com
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When my wife was pregnant and we were looking into potential names for the kid, my wife asked me why I try to come up with the absolute worst of nicknames for potential name candidates.I replied: For two reasons. First, kids can be cruel, especially teenage kids. And second: My first name was used to come up with a racist slur about black female genitals as a nickname for me. That's far worse than transforming Benjamin into 'Ben, jam (it) in!'. If I can come up with shit like that, so can they.
That shoe example there reminds me what marketing departments are there for. And that I did a better job in naming my kids than they did naming their shoes.
@momo my ex and I did that for our kid.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
Someone in the marketing department didn't think that one through, did they?
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice Remember how the Epstein-Files-in-Chief was just guessing sycophants’ shoe sizes?
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice shouldn’t that be the gold Trump sneaker?
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@momo my ex and I did that for our kid.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice wtf…
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice why not? these been in the market for over three decades, if you know anything about kids, they don't word associate as overly sensitive adults are and want to wear the same boots as their favourite players. geez.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice oh my dog never seen an ad that awful. They really have no taste and no brain.
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@momo my ex and I did that for our kid.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice the word unisex is doing some serious heavy lifting there.
Is this like the cursed version of the unabomber…?
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice The perfect gift for a lonely child you met on the street.
‘Come on, kiddo, I know a great pitch to try the shoes. It’s on the other side of this lonely forest.’
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice Perhaps they felt that "Unisex-Child Terminator" was a bit too much
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
But the Epstein and Trump names were taken.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice Oooh, this must be the shoe company Trump was getting the shoes he was handing out to republicans.
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Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
(oh, I can't wait to read all the comments on this gem!)
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