Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@alice oh my dog never seen an ad that awful. They really have no taste and no brain.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@alice @momo also here.

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@f4grx @alice @momo I did that. And there were a couple I didn't expect, and those came from particularly cruel adults

[justbeep@social.tchncs.de]

@alice
Welcome to the age of #epstein et al.

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice the word unisex is doing some serious heavy lifting there.

Is this like the cursed version of the unabomber…?

[proedie@mastodon.green]

@alice The perfect gift for a lonely child you met on the street.

‘Come on, kiddo, I know a great pitch to try the shoes. It’s on the other side of this lonely forest.’

[elbeetoots@mastodon.nl]

@alice Perhaps they felt that "Unisex-Child Terminator" was a bit too much

[softspeak@defcon.social]

@alice

But the Epstein and Trump names were taken.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@alice Oooh, this must be the shoe company Trump was getting the shoes he was handing out to republicans.

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@alice

(oh, I can't wait to read all the comments on this gem!)