Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs.
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@SteveBellovin Next he will hire more CBP and ICE agents to capture and deport the smoke at the border.
@mattblaze And they'll undoubtedly try to shoot anything that looks like a cloud because it looks like it's either trying to get away or maybe moving towards them in a threatening fashion.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin This headline sounds like The Onion, but no, it's The New York Times
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@mattblaze And they'll undoubtedly try to shoot anything that looks like a cloud because it looks like it's either trying to get away or maybe moving towards them in a threatening fashion.
@SteveBellovin @mattblaze it's coming right at us
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@mattblaze @SteveBellovin I just assumed they’d try and shoot it too.
@petrillic @mattblaze @SteveBellovin They're going to test the smoke's testosterone.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@Steve Bellovin oh sure, let’s burn the planet and blame Canada for it
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin Expect a reversal once it's realized that this will make more people sound like RFK Jr
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@mattblaze And they'll undoubtedly try to shoot anything that looks like a cloud because it looks like it's either trying to get away or maybe moving towards them in a threatening fashion.
please, please.. for sake of us poor canadians, stop predicting future!
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@SteveBellovin This headline sounds like The Onion, but no, it's The New York Times
@Em0nM4stodon @SteveBellovin
If anyone wins big on prediction markets like Kalshi ("how long until Orange Voldemort slaps tariffs on Canada..."), I'm definitely turning you in, Steve — unless we can split the winnings!
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin I’m sorry, I just can’t stop laughing.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin literally, old man yells at clouds.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin And here I thought he enjoyed having people roll coal.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SteveBellovin/116935801971010847
Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs. Just goes to show: the reality of this administration is always stupider than one can imagine: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/weather/trump-canada-tariffs-wildfire-smoke.html
@SteveBellovin DJT killed satire. It's awful.
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@mattblaze And they'll undoubtedly try to shoot anything that looks like a cloud because it looks like it's either trying to get away or maybe moving towards them in a threatening fashion.
@SteveBellovin @mattblaze White smoke is OK, though
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@Em0nM4stodon @SteveBellovin
If anyone wins big on prediction markets like Kalshi ("how long until Orange Voldemort slaps tariffs on Canada..."), I'm definitely turning you in, Steve — unless we can split the winnings!@RunRichRun @Em0nM4stodon @SteveBellovin
What's he distracting us from this time ... oh yes, he's going to run the midterm vote federally to avoid "stolen votes".
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