1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp!

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

4
Pope Leo: ok listen up yous guys
Pope Leo: da chicago pope is talkin'
Pope Leo: first of all, be it known through alla da whole world of catholicism
Pope Leo: dat the only way to eat a dog is wit' tomato wedges an pickled peppers
Pope Leo: ketchup is heresy
Blatty: very wise, very wise!

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

5
Pope Leo: now second of all
Pope Leo: i gots some words about all this here AI
Pope Leo: in fact it reminds me of a quote by da smartest guy i've ever known
Blatty: ah yes yes
Blatty: you speak of Jesus Christ of course
Pope Leo: nope
Pope Leo: i'm talkin' gandalf
Blatty:

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

6
Blatty: what
Pope Leo: dat's right
Pope Leo: in da immortal word of gandalf da gray
Pope Leo: "It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set"
Pope Leo: think about it

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

7
GRR Martin: hey jirt did you hear
JRR Tolkien: what?
Martin: you got quoted by the pope
Tolkien: i got quoted by the pope?
Martin: yeah
Tolkien: THE pope?
Martin: yeah
Tolkien: the pope in rome?? the holy pontiff??? god's ambassador on earth????? THAT pope???????
Martin: yeah

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

8
Tolkien: well well well
Tolkien: now look who's laughing!
Tolkien: hmm hey clive
CS Lewis: what
Tolkien: remind me, has the archbishop of whatever ever quoted aslan?
Lewis:
Tolkien: i'm sorry i can't hear you
Tolkien: what was that again?
Lewis: no
Tolkien: ha ha that's what i thought!

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

9
Tolkien: oh it's no big deal
Tolkien: just the top guy in catholicism talkin' about gandalf
Tolkien: nope nope not a big deal at all
Tolkien: sorry you can never experience that, clive
CS Lewis:
Tolkien: but that's what you get for picking anglicanism
Tolkien: lmao loser ass religion

[bitterkarella@sfba.social]

10
CS Lewis: hey! it's a perfectly valid faith!
Tolkien: yeah whatever
Tolkien: "anglicanism"
Tolkien: lol you don't even know what you're getting

[emma@orbital.horse]

@bitterkarella I came here hoping She Who Shall Not Be Named would get burned at the stake, but CS Lewis got roasted instead. Still a win.

[boulesdefourrure@piaille.fr]

@bitterkarella aoutch

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@bitterkarella

I am a heretic to hot dogs In Chicago. Ketchup and maybe cheese are the only thing I like on hot dogs.

I know better than to ever order a hot dog in Chicago. I value my life.

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@bitterkarella Sure you know what you’re getting! Catholicism with like, maybe 15% less guilt.

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@crowbriarhexe @bitterkarella and the english

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@davidgerard @bitterkarella win some, lose some

[colinrosenthal@babka.social]

@bitterkarella CSL: but Brad in Nebraska really likes my trilemma.

[benh@mastodon.scot]

@bitterkarella

I believe CS Lewis's friends called him Jack