Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@futurebird

To combat microwave fish stink at work, you can plug-in 2 high-power air diffusers nearby, and if you hear them running when you're down the hall you know it's time to leave for lunch because Rhonda has friggin' leftover crab cakes and chowder and it's Monday, Rhonda, for cryin' out loud, it's only Monday.

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@futurebird to install additional magnetrons

[dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dtl @futurebird

Someone already said kink reasons.

[norombasic@mastodon.world]

@futurebird

For future DMCA updates...

[marshray@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird keyboard and mouse, obs

[voiceofduum@mindly.social]

@futurebird during a power outage you can bridge the two ports to zap some ramen

[astronomy_a2z@mstdn.social]

@futurebird Because Universal Serial Buses powered by Love aren't as effecient as those powered by Microwaves.

[shadowfals@toot.cat]

@futurebird @jf_718

Power your anti-microwave vest and hat while watching the microwave cook your food, clay figurines, or anti-magic typing glove that's become saturated with vibes.

[bryanredeagle@beige.party]

@futurebird Phone defroster

[khleedril@cyberplace.social]

@admin @futurebird ... because you always do that on the kitchen worktop.

[leadore@sunny.garden]

@futurebird
To trick you into plugging your phone in so it can steal all the data on it and/or to appropriate the phone's online connectivity to phone home and upload all the recordings it made of your conversations.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is a right or wrong answer.

[patrikschoenfeldt@gruene.social]

@futurebird You are not allowed to connect the microwave to the mains when you use it in reversed operational mode (microwave to electric power). Thus, you need these USB power outlets.

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@futurebird it's to help you cook your thanksgiving turkey. the other end goes into the thing that pops out when the turkey's done. yum! two ports so you can cook two turkeys.

[admin@mastodon.slightlycyberpunk.com]

@khleedril @futurebird I meant new control electronics *for the microwave* to replace that silly keypad and LCD; sorry if that wasn't clear

[fedward@distraction.party]

@futurebird you can connect multiple microwaves together and cook faster.

[thejacenallen@mastodon.social]

@futurebird hack the planet

[arti@mk.absturztau.be]

@futurebird@sauropods.win to upload your suscription key unlocking premium functions like lowering the power and turning the plate.

[bradr@infosec.exchange]

@glyph @futurebird

that usb port delivers enough power to cook the turkey

[rogerbw@discordian.social]

@futurebird Otherwise the front panel would be waterproof.

[shovemedia@triangletoot.party]

@futurebird some people prefer to attach a manual keyboard so they can punch in cook times with more thonk