Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes.

[donni@mastodon.social]

Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. Or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea

[spencer@msto.cx]

@donni initiate infinite horizontal time program

[josh@hactivedirectory.com]

@donni Pretty sure you can do all four of those things simultaneously if you got creative.

[notyourfanboy@kolektiva.social]

@donni
Tough choice.

[holly@social.v.st]

@donni Been there. Turns out it’s much harder to do laundry and dishes on a boat.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@donni

yeah but you don't want to fake your death and have those detectives tramping around your house with dirty dishes and dirty laundry about

best to put "laundry and dishes" first on your to do list for staging the dramatic fake death

oh, wait...

[cavyherd@wandering.shop]

@donni

This actually sounds like a solid plan B....

[cavyherd@wandering.shop]

@holly @donni

Yes, but could it be more fun? Or at least more interesting?

(I imagine it also depends to some extent on the size of the boat.)

[sashin@veganism.social]

@donni You'd probably still have to do laundry and dishes on the ship.

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

@donni

Where you could do the laundry for 50 sailors and put their dishes away.

[patrickpoet@mastodon.social]

@donni that's a hard choice

[cweickhmann@qoto.org]

@donni When you do, make sure the boat has a laundry machine and a dishwasher (details on the latter over at Technology Connections).

[grmon@chaos.social]

@donni do it

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@donni Again?

[lankohr@mastodon.social]

@donni Sounds legit but pretty demanding. Is there a manual/wiki-article/How-To?

[ncrazed@fd00.space]

@donni you think there's no laundry at sea? 🥲