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You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?

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  • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

    You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

    petraoleum@cloudisland.nzP This user is from outside of this forum
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    @SimonCHulse that feels like it's taking the piss!

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    • petraoleum@cloudisland.nzP petraoleum@cloudisland.nz

      @SimonCHulse that feels like it's taking the piss!

      simonchulse@mastodon.nzS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #3

      @PetraOleum fortunately I bought it to add to my existing collection of screwdrivers, it was not the first one I bought.

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      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

        ipd@universeodon.comI This user is from outside of this forum
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        #4

        @SimonCHulse
        First, it's not a joke.
        Next, some things can't be unscrewed.
        If this is your first and only tool, you are screwed.

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        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

          otttoz@mastodon.unoO This user is from outside of this forum
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          #5

          @SimonCHulse 🤣

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          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

            vwdasher@mymasto.comV This user is from outside of this forum
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            @SimonCHulse IT'S GOTTEN WORSE!

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            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

              supertaliadx@mastodon.artS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #7

              @SimonCHulse I've seen similar screwdriver packaging, and no one believes me 😭

              Thank you for providing evidence!

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              • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                #8

                @SimonCHulse Neo-stone age arises surrounded by packaged tools as nobody has the means to open the bloody things.

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                • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                  You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                  skua@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #9

                  @SimonCHulse

                  A big shoutout to the dickhead product manager at Stanley Tools.

                  Well done dipstick.

                  FMHTD-62690
                  3253560626907
                  "Stanley FatMax Ratchet Screwdriver with 12 Bits"

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                  • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                    You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                    delve@deadinsi.deD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #10

                    @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                    • delve@deadinsi.deD delve@deadinsi.de

                      @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                      #11

                      @delve 😂 @SimonCHulse

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                      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                        @SimonCHulse they are betting on return cuatomers

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                        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                          peturdainn@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @SimonCHulse is that the upgrade version? Can't be used for a fresh install....

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                          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                            @SimonCHulse well, you’re not supposed to buy just one!

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                            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                              @SimonCHulse the packaging designers

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                              • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                                You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                                @SimonCHulse , classical buyer beware situation.

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                                • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                                  You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                                  @SimonCHulse

                                  Good thing I carry a Swiss army knife so I can remove it from the package to shoplift it. 🙂

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