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  3. You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?

You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?

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  • petraoleum@cloudisland.nzP petraoleum@cloudisland.nz

    @SimonCHulse that feels like it's taking the piss!

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    #3

    @PetraOleum fortunately I bought it to add to my existing collection of screwdrivers, it was not the first one I bought.

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    • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

      You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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      #4

      @SimonCHulse
      First, it's not a joke.
      Next, some things can't be unscrewed.
      If this is your first and only tool, you are screwed.

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      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

        otttoz@mastodon.unoO This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        @SimonCHulse 🤣

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        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

          vwdasher@mymasto.comV This user is from outside of this forum
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          @SimonCHulse IT'S GOTTEN WORSE!

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          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

            supertaliadx@mastodon.artS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            @SimonCHulse I've seen similar screwdriver packaging, and no one believes me 😭

            Thank you for providing evidence!

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            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

              machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              @SimonCHulse Neo-stone age arises surrounded by packaged tools as nobody has the means to open the bloody things.

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              • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                #9

                @SimonCHulse

                A big shoutout to the dickhead product manager at Stanley Tools.

                Well done dipstick.

                FMHTD-62690
                3253560626907
                "Stanley FatMax Ratchet Screwdriver with 12 Bits"

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                • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                  You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                  delve@deadinsi.deD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #10

                  @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                  • delve@deadinsi.deD delve@deadinsi.de

                    @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                    #11

                    @delve 😂 @SimonCHulse

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                    • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                      You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                      @SimonCHulse they are betting on return cuatomers

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                      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                        @SimonCHulse is that the upgrade version? Can't be used for a fresh install....

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                        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                          @SimonCHulse well, you’re not supposed to buy just one!

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                          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                            @SimonCHulse the packaging designers

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                            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                              @SimonCHulse , classical buyer beware situation.

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                              • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                                You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                                @SimonCHulse

                                Good thing I carry a Swiss army knife so I can remove it from the package to shoplift it. 🙂

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