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  3. You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?

You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?

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  • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

    You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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    #4

    @SimonCHulse
    First, it's not a joke.
    Next, some things can't be unscrewed.
    If this is your first and only tool, you are screwed.

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    • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

      You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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      #5

      @SimonCHulse 🤣

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      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

        vwdasher@mymasto.comV This user is from outside of this forum
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        @SimonCHulse IT'S GOTTEN WORSE!

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        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

          supertaliadx@mastodon.artS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #7

          @SimonCHulse I've seen similar screwdriver packaging, and no one believes me 😭

          Thank you for providing evidence!

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          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

            machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #8

            @SimonCHulse Neo-stone age arises surrounded by packaged tools as nobody has the means to open the bloody things.

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            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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              #9

              @SimonCHulse

              A big shoutout to the dickhead product manager at Stanley Tools.

              Well done dipstick.

              FMHTD-62690
              3253560626907
              "Stanley FatMax Ratchet Screwdriver with 12 Bits"

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              • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

                delve@deadinsi.deD This user is from outside of this forum
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                #10

                @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                • delve@deadinsi.deD delve@deadinsi.de

                  @SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

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                  #11

                  @delve 😂 @SimonCHulse

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                  • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                    You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                    @SimonCHulse they are betting on return cuatomers

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                    • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                      You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                      #13

                      @SimonCHulse is that the upgrade version? Can't be used for a fresh install....

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                      • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                        You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                        #14

                        @SimonCHulse well, you’re not supposed to buy just one!

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                        • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                          You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                          #15

                          @SimonCHulse the packaging designers

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                          • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                            You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                            #16

                            @SimonCHulse , classical buyer beware situation.

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                            • simonchulse@mastodon.nzS simonchulse@mastodon.nz

                              You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

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                              @SimonCHulse

                              Good thing I carry a Swiss army knife so I can remove it from the package to shoplift it. 🙂

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