"Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face"

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@billyjoebowers
What is the analogy for Specs glasses, I wonder.

[orca@nya.one]

@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online "Glassholes"

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@ngaylinn @billyjoebowers I wish

[nathanmurdock@mastodon.social]

@billyjoebowers that makes sense, they should mandate that anyone driving a cybertruck must wear also idiot glasses on pain of death.

[habermas@mstdn.social]

@billyjoebowers

Meta glasses have been christened "pervert glasses".
Perhaps we should begin calling the Tesla monstrosities " pervert trucks".

[condret@fedi.absturztau.be]

@billyjoebowers i like how the cybertruck looks

[aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social]

@billyjoebowers

And A.I. is suppositories for your face.

[mancube@pnw.zone]

@wdormann
jesus these people are such losers @billyjoebowers

[ids1024@mathstodon.xyz]

@ngaylinn @billyjoebowers To be a proper Face-Tesla they need to catch fire, then also need a comically elaborate series of steps to activate the mechanical release to get them off your face.

[pedestrianerror@towns.gay]

@billyjoebowers What if wearing meta glasses makes cybertrucks that are in self-driving mode think you want them on your face so they drive straight to you and try to get on your face?

[kralcttam@mastodon.social]

@wdormann @billyjoebowers
Like a Pontiac Aztek for your face

[helenajackeline@mastodon.social]

@billyjoebowers jajaja jajaja jajaja. Y sí.

[andurq@mastodon.social]

@billyjoebowers I used to think similarly, then my father went blind. They allow him some independence - to read letters, birthday cards and medicine instructions.