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  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

    🏇 🐎 🐴

    Have you sat on a horse?

    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

    gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
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    #58

    @Pepijn i am available if someone needs to sit on me

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    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

      🏇 🐎 🐴

      Have you sat on a horse?

      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

      alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #59

      @Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)

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      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

        🏇 🐎 🐴

        Have you sat on a horse?

        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

        mugsysrapsheet@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #60

        @Pepijn
        Yes. We owned a horse once briefly.

        And in fact, I even once sat on an elephant (ouch BTW. Their hairs are stiff like tiny needles.)

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        • broadfork@mastodon.greenB broadfork@mastodon.green

          @Pepijn No, I’ve never sat on a horse. I’ve only ridden a pony once and ended up with a broken arm from falling off it.

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          #61

          @Broadfork @Pepijn I am pretty sure pony is just type of a horse, so sitting on a pony is sitting on a horse

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          • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

            Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

            While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

            Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

            My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

            🏇 🐎 🐴

            Have you sat on a horse?

            Please boost for scientific accuracy.

            gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #62

            @Pepijn no, because they're creepy things with blackened eyes and the power to shatter pelvises.

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            • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

              Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

              While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

              Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

              My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

              🏇 🐎 🐴

              Have you sat on a horse?

              Please boost for scientific accuracy.

              bit101@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #63

              @Pepijn I feel like I must have when I was a kid, but I have no actual memory of doing so.

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              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                🏇 🐎 🐴

                Have you sat on a horse?

                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                statsguy@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #64

                @Pepijn Not only have I sat on a horse, I have ridden one.

                The person whose horse it was and who explained to me how to do it told me that he concluded that I belonged to the "SOS" school of horse riding, because apparently my position on the saddle looked like a Sack Of Shit.

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  @Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)

                  davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #65

                  @alice @Pepijn
                  Same! I was trying to milk our goat after a phantom pregnancy and was straddling her, holding on to one horn as I bent over trying to milk her (she weighed 100lb!).

                  I was totally concentrated and then heard some noise and turned my head around to see my wife and daughter both creased up laughing because it apparently looked a bit, err, wrong.

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                  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                    🏇 🐎 🐴

                    Have you sat on a horse?

                    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                    faith@chaosfem.twF This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #66

                    @Pepijn
                    No horse, no cow. I think there might have been a camel once at a zoo. And maybe a donkey on the beach. But no, no horse. 😢

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                    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                      🏇 🐎 🐴

                      Have you sat on a horse?

                      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                      fluffy@plush.cityF This user is from outside of this forum
                      fluffy@plush.cityF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #67

                      @Pepijn @tryst no but I’ve been shit on by one

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                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                        Have you sat on a horse?

                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                        miko@sns.myxoz.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #68

                        @Pepijn i don't remember

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                        • fluffy@plush.cityF fluffy@plush.city

                          @Pepijn @tryst no but I’ve been shit on by one

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                          #69

                          @Pepijn @tryst also does riding in a horse-drawn carriage count? I’ve done that, but I was not atop the horse itself.

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                          • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                            Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                            While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                            Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                            My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                            🏇 🐎 🐴

                            Have you sat on a horse?

                            Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                            robynredbreast@bark.wolp.chatR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            robynredbreast@bark.wolp.chat
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #70

                            I refuse to believe that 78% of people have sat on a horse

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                            • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                              Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                              While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                              Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                              My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                              🏇 🐎 🐴

                              Have you sat on a horse?

                              Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                              nickiquote@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #71

                              @Pepijn You monster.

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                              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                🏇 🐎 🐴

                                Have you sat on a horse?

                                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                autumnbaum@mindly.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #72

                                @Pepijn Yes! I have a strange connection to this, but I attended diabetic camp. You see, camps exist for multiple reasons. One week you might have rainbow camp, for cancer survivors, and the next you might have asthma camp. There are also weeks where they serve as the camp for the boy scouts, the girl scouts, or any other club. I attended diabetic camp from age 7 through 12, and I rode a horse each year.

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                                • G glitzersachen@hachyderm.io

                                  @Pepijn

                                  What about "I am not sure"?

                                  @dabeaz

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                                  #73

                                  @glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz You’re not sure if it was a horse?

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                                  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                    🏇 🐎 🐴

                                    Have you sat on a horse?

                                    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                    sigmasternchen@comfy.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #74
                                    @Pepijn@mastodon.online Yes, but only a pony as a child.
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                                    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                      🏇 🐎 🐴

                                      Have you sat on a horse?

                                      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                      jappel@wandering.shopJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #75

                                      @Pepijn We had a neighbor with a horse and a pony next door growing up, in early 1970s suburbs near Baltimore. The family finally sold that big chunk of land, which included their house, the house we rented from them, and several acres of wooded pasture, about 12 years ago.

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                                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                                        Have you sat on a horse?

                                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                        sarahw@mastodon.greenS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #76

                                        @Pepijn
                                        I have sat on a horse, I have also sat on a cow, I was a child at the time

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                                        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                          🏇 🐎 🐴

                                          Have you sat on a horse?

                                          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                          orsinium@fosstodon.orgO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #77

                                          @Pepijn

                                          i never sat on a horse but once a horse chewed my shirt

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