The horrors these warning cones have experienced.

[the_guardian@infosec.exchange]

@markarayner Pretty Terrible Shit; Dog.

[deelux_fiat@todon.nl]

@markarayner When object verité appears to express current existential crises. Love it!

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@markarayner

You young cones don't know what it was like... the floor... was wet.... always wet....

_But what was it wet with grandpa cone?_

It was wet.. .with unspeakable dampness I shant repeat. The horror... the horror...

[deelux_fiat@todon.nl]

@markarayner If you don’t already know the photography if Manuel Alvarez Bravo, take a look as he had a similar appreciation of the surreal in everyday objects.

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Vomit on a marble staircase. I watched dog pee glitter in the dark near the ticket gate. All those moments will be mopped in time, like tears in rain. Time to dry.

[bodling@dmv.community]

@MCDuncanLab @markarayner I missed that at first!

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@markarayner the one that's hiding inside with terrified eyes is sending me

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Lo!

[magmora@lgbtqia.space]

@markarayner I love that the one is just trying to hold up the other, like "I know it's bad, but we'll make it!"

[alexf24@mstdn.social]

@markarayner Another disapproving post

[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]

@markarayner
All they do every day is warn people, but then, Cassandra-like, watch their warnings go unheeded.

[markarayner@mas.to]

@Perrin42 🤪

[markarayner@mas.to]

@mynameistillian that got me too

[markarayner@mas.to]

@Perrin42 brilliant

[lamah@piaille.fr]

@markarayner une image pour un @memecredi ?

[kimchitea@blorbo.social]

@markarayner WETS LOL

[pascaline@mastodon.nl]

@futurebird
Same!

@markarayner

[pascaline@mastodon.nl]

@markarayner

They must see so many more worlds than us after that intense trepanation.

[drewph@ieji.de]

@markarayner
Oh I know, cones, I know.

[cinquante_et_1@masto.bike]

@markarayner
Poke @memecredi