In a prayer delivered by US Defense Secretary Hegseth during a Pentagon worship service yesterday, he read the fake Ezekiel 25:17 verse from “Pulp Fiction" that Samuel L. Jackson’s character recited just before he shoots a man to death.

[fernhead@universeodon.com]

@newsguyusa
“Bring out the gimp.”
“The gimp is sleeping.”
“Well, we’re just going to have to wake him up. He has a prayer service to lead.”

[epicdemiologist@wandering.shop]

@kimlockhartga @newsguyusa Then lobbest thou this holy hand grenade at thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it!

[nead@social.vivaldi.net]

@kimlockhartga @newsguyusa He totally AI'd it and then thou sloppeth cometh. Betcha.

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa

Freakin moron…

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@newsguyusa lol. What’s in HIS briefcase?

[violanders@mastodon.nu]

@epicdemiologist
Amen.
@kimlockhartga @newsguyusa

[steveg253@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa He truly is a real life SNL character.

[robchapman@ohai.social]

@Fernhead @newsguyusa superb!

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@newsguyusa this is soo dumb

[solaris@social.anoxinon.de]

@me_valentijn @newsguyusa
Hey, what about the BAN , eh ?

[europa112@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa I'm curious. What has to happen before the US gets rid of this farcical administration? The fuse is already burning short.

[obscurestar@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa

Ezekiel is such a funny choice for a fake quote too. I like 16:49 which DIRECTLY labels the sins of sodom for the idiots who couldn't figure it on their own. (Hint: It was being a Republican and nothing at all to do with gay people)

This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters had pride, plenty of food, and comfortable security, but didn't support the poor and needy.

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@newsguyusa There's a German (dialect) saying: "Herr, schmeiss Hirn rah!" = "God, please throw brain from heaven". It's used when someone is extremely like Hegseth = a stupid zero.

[jxwojtowicz@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa

Guess he should have had Jesus-trump go over his speech before he gave it.

Peace

[beltliner403@mastodon.online]

@violanders @epicdemiologist @kimlockhartga @newsguyusa
“One…two…*five*!”
“‘Three’, sir.”
“*Three!*”

[indreni@nerdculture.de]

@newsguyusa you really can't make this stuff up. Each day it gets more and more surreal.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa Jesus Christ. What a fucking moron.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa
I wish Samuel L Jackson would bitch slap him back to the "Stone Ages"

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@NatureMC @newsguyusa

"Wisdom is chasing him, but he is faster."

[makeapppie@techhub.social]

@hszakher @baconandcoconut @newsguyusa @SQLAllFather in many ways, same thing.