There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don't lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’

[headword@lingo.lol]

There once was a man from Monsalud
Who had a goose named Pascal-Lude
He could buy Killybegs
But eggs don't lay eggs
He cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #limerick

[headword@lingo.lol]

Eggs do not lay eggs
Market only saw three eggs
Goose was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #haiku #senryū

[headword@lingo.lol]

This is just to say

I have eaten
the eggs
that were golden
in color

and which
probably
don't
lay eggs

Forgive me
they were delicious
and goose
was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #ThisIsJustToSay

[elilla@transmom.love]

@headword
nobody remembers bredliks but:

my name is Goose,
and wen i layd
my eggs of Gould,
3T was mayd
for Sharehould
of fickle Mood:
the Stocks sayd nay,
got no valyud.

#bredlik #gooseWasNotValued

[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]

@elilla this deserves a goddam round of applause

[elilla@transmom.love]

@bright_helpings *does a curtsy*