the rapture doesn’t work if you’re indoors.
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the rapture doesn’t work if you’re indoors. so if you’re in Costco and you get raptured, then you’ll just hit the ceiling like a helium balloon
@samhenrigold @catsalad Me, on the ceiling: “Hey, kid, toss me a blowtorch, I gotta cut my way out”
(Kid throws it, it falls back and conks him on the head)
Me: “HAHAHAHAHA!”
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the rapture doesn’t work if you’re indoors. so if you’re in Costco and you get raptured, then you’ll just hit the ceiling like a helium balloon
Do you fall back down when the rapture beam moves on, and splat on the floor in the laxatives aisle?
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the rapture doesn’t work if you’re indoors. so if you’re in Costco and you get raptured, then you’ll just hit the ceiling like a helium balloon
@samhenrigold
O all the chuds at the Walmart and Tractor Supply are going to be pissed.
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the rapture doesn’t work if you’re indoors. so if you’re in Costco and you get raptured, then you’ll just hit the ceiling like a helium balloon
@samhenrigold no if you’re in Costco, you won’t get the signal and then when you walk outside, you’ll get an alert for 1 missed rapture and a voicemail from the Archangel Gabriel
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