The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker
Hey, the chickenhawks can go fight all they want. -
The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker "Obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet" Describes President Bone Spurs perfectly
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker also, if you keep sending folks to die for the Epstein class, it tends to hurt recruitment. There's been talk of lowering the standards because they can't get enough folks to sign up.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
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@Strandjunker need some cannon fodder
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker This insane obsession with math is so ill conceived. Numeracy is often enough.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker Embrace the power of lower standards. They will, after all.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
The army banned me from joining.
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@Strandjunker Reading the headline, below I saw "Steve Bannon"
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker
They mean that 77% is fit for ICE. -
The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker ...which also in so many strange ways explains the weird push of the propaganda Andrew Tates of this world as a solution to the incel epidemic. they need fit cannon fodder
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker
I thought a criminal record was an ASSET for serving in the military? -
The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker Why not just deploy ICE instead?
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@Strandjunker ...which also in so many strange ways explains the weird push of the propaganda Andrew Tates of this world as a solution to the incel epidemic. they need fit cannon fodder
@kwas_na @Strandjunker manosphere to military pipeline
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@kwas_na @Strandjunker manosphere to military pipeline
@effariwhy @Strandjunker exactly what I'm thinking!!
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker They can still get a job with DHS, though.
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@Strandjunker
I thought a criminal record was an ASSET for serving in the military?@Quasit @Strandjunker they recruit straight from the Group W bench
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker The kids are allright*
*as long as they are not alt-right
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker FYI, "obese"/"obesity" is a fatphobic slur, BMI is a pseudoscience, and fat people are not failed thin people who ate too much food. please do better.
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