I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
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@foone please do not the washing machine
@sed you're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone dafuq!?
Why would.anyone do that??
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone @mastodonmigration the washing machine contains lots of sexually explicit material. Underwear, with everything on them LOL
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this was to connect to my our washing machine, which came with a card advising us to connect to the wifi features, and the manual told us to connect to the wifi features. I told the app which model we had, it told me which button to press to connect to the wifi, and after trying that for 5 minutes I go and check the store page...
this model doesn't have wifi
It wants to know if you're over 18? What the heck is it even going to do with that information?
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@foone @mastodonmigration the washing machine contains lots of sexually explicit material. Underwear, with everything on them LOL
@elettrona @foone @mastodonmigration The tales my washing machine could tell . . . very glad it can't connect to anything except 120V AC and a water pipe.
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I say this too often, but the future is stupid
@foone Less Star Trek, more Idiocracy.
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It wants to know if you're over 18? What the heck is it even going to do with that information?
@argv_minus_one @foone it's an IoT gadget in the 21st century so probably tie its user to an advertising profile
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@argv_minus_one @foone it's an IoT gadget in the 21st century so probably tie its user to an advertising profile
So…you can opt out of the BS just by saying no?
Nice! I'm gonna do my best Bugs Bunny impression. “I'm 3½ yeaws owd!”
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone This is where we crashed. This is the idiot ffffing place we crashed!
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this was to connect to my our washing machine, which came with a card advising us to connect to the wifi features, and the manual told us to connect to the wifi features. I told the app which model we had, it told me which button to press to connect to the wifi, and after trying that for 5 minutes I go and check the store page...
this model doesn't have wifi
@foone it's a smart device but the people behind it are stupid
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone LOL teenagers' new excuse to avoid doing the laundry
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
well next them wear pants when you are standing in front of your washing machine
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@foone if you're under 18 it violently self-destructs
@EeveeEuphoria @foone If you're under 18 it won't enter the spin cycle.
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@foone this is the future liberals want for literally no reason
@bachimusprime @foone What's liberals?
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@foone WTF!?
Also: When did people start accepting this Enshittification?
Seriously, if this would have happened to me, I would've demanded a refund, @geerlingguy …
A washing mashine doesn't need to haemve fucking #WiFi!!!
Cc: @internetofshit
@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit I think it was when I decided to get one of those new fangled gmail accounts they were handing out.
Had to replace my kissmyass.com email address when they went away.
They said they wouldn't be evil and we're all one happy, united family here in the US of A. Why would I doubt anything? It's time to build the things!!!
Sorry. I'm way stupider than I thought.
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
Mine says the "Wool/Silk" program is blocked in my region because of licencing.
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone
️ Underwear DetectedPlease upload your government ID to continue
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I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18
@foone I am sorry for our loss.
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