People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.

[gnate@ohai.social]

@drajt @girlonthenet
Hmm, I've never lived in a properly insulated building, then.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Damn, I knew of food whores. I knew of hobosexuals. This is the first time I've considered AC prostitutes. Next, males' time may become valuable to females, then we'll really have issues in countries where prostitution is illegal.

[pmb00cs@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet but my wife would be very upset if I had an online dating profile.

[fonecokid@c.im]

@girlonthenet

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@abmallgren you are firing up your misogyny just to yell at a joke.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Ah, the oldest joke in the book. My bad.

[beastofexmoor@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet I've got Devon pasties in me freezer. Does that count?

[nakedhombre@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet What about a mansion with a swimming pool? Or is that too crude to put in on dating profile?

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@girlonthenet Dating world in shock as hot people are suddenly out of fashion

[advicepig@hachyderm.io]

@girlonthenet Netflix and Chill (literally)

[guffo@topspicy.social]

@girlonthenet As an aside: I don't need a dating profile because I'm married, but I often wonder how well it would work to just have "I own a bedframe and I wash my arse." as my entire profile.

[petitmote@toot.aquilenet.fr]

@girlonthenet alright, i'm buying air conditioning right now

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@doctormo @girlonthenet ”Lick My Heat Pump”

[ljrk@todon.eu]

@girlonthenet It's 22°C max in my flat, w/o aircon. Do I qualify? Should I put a photo of my thermostat on the profile?

[forty2@oldbytes.space]

@girlonthenet “forget height and weight, tell me how many BTUs you got!”
(Wait, do they use British Thermal Units In Europe?)

[sakurasubnet@bumscode.com]

@girlonthenet Misread the first bits like "People, I am pegging you [...]" - and thought: "Yep, a typical Girl on the net post"

[slyence@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@girlonthenet americans have never been sexier (90% of us households have AC)

[drajt@fosstodon.org]

@gnate @girlonthenet most of us don't because most politicians believe it's more important to build cheap houses, than it is to build houses people can afford to heat or cool...

Trying to give insulation away is almost impossible, but the second energy prices go up in a cold snap or we get a heatwave, people complain...

We did what we could with our houses and it makes a difference, though it's more effective in a new build.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@girlonthenet «do you want to come up for some AC and chill?»

[spkry@sk.girlthi.ng]

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social should i put on my dating profile that i don't have windows facing the sun (making it possible to keep windows open at all times) and that i make excellent gazpacho and lithuanian cold soup