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  • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

    Two things:

    1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

    2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

    cmdrmoto@hachyderm.ioC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #25

    @BrokkoliMuskel @BigJackBrass and of course because all things must balance, the complementary disclaimer

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    • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

      Two things:

      1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

      2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

      raccoon@hollow.raccoon.questR This user is from outside of this forum
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      #26
      @BrokkoliMuskel@chaos.social
      Fun fact, with some work you can fix it in the telephone wires.
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      • karhutar@mastodontti.fiK karhutar@mastodontti.fi

        @BrokkoliMuskel what would be the reason for this perversion? Does the tendril tolerate pulling pressure and twisting better when it grows like this?

        walrus@toot.walesW This user is from outside of this forum
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        #27

        @Karhutar @BrokkoliMuskel

        It's how the tendrils shorten themselves, to pull the plant towards what's supporting it.

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        • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

          Two things:

          1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

          2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

          falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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          #28

          @BrokkoliMuskel I HATED that on telephone cords, oooooh it made me SICK. thank you for saying the devil's name, we banish thee, tendril perversion

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          • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

            Two things:

            1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

            2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

            gcvsa@mstdn.plusG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #29

            @BrokkoliMuskel *intrigued*

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            • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

              Two things:

              1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

              2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

              miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #30

              @BrokkoliMuskel

              Gardening tips with Urotsukidoji.

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              • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                Two things:

                1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

                paulatothepeople@climatejustice.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                #31

                @BrokkoliMuskel

                'Tendril perversion perversion' describes a research phenomenon where you look up something on Wikipedia and one thing leads to the next and you spiral down a vortex of interesting information until suddenly the spiral turns and the vortex sucks you deeper and deeper into useless bullshit.
                Its funnier than the interesting information, thats why it sucks harder.

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                • philbetts@mastodon.socialP philbetts@mastodon.social

                  @BrokkoliMuskel great name for a band. 🦑🤘

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                  #32

                  @philbetts @BrokkoliMuskel Even The King sang about it - "Love me tendril, love me true, all my dreams fulfill".

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                  • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                    Two things:

                    1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                    2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                    #33

                    @BrokkoliMuskel I'm confused, though. Why would a clever engineering trick (avoid torsion upon stretching) be hugely annoying? 🙂

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                    • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                      Two things:

                      1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                      2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                      #34

                      @BrokkoliMuskel

                      I observed that when my cucumber plant grew over to the pitcher plant.

                      This is caused because it first grows straight over and then wraps around the destination. And after that it does that helical thingy to get rid of extra length.

                      And that extra length exists because in order to find the destination where it wants to connect to it basically sweeps left and right while growing until it hits something to hold onto. But it may slide off multiple times until it is long enough.

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                      • agowa338@chaos.socialA agowa338@chaos.social

                        @BrokkoliMuskel

                        I observed that when my cucumber plant grew over to the pitcher plant.

                        This is caused because it first grows straight over and then wraps around the destination. And after that it does that helical thingy to get rid of extra length.

                        And that extra length exists because in order to find the destination where it wants to connect to it basically sweeps left and right while growing until it hits something to hold onto. But it may slide off multiple times until it is long enough.

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                        #35

                        @BrokkoliMuskel

                        And that thingy then is the direct outcome of it coiling itself up as at that point it is already fixed at both sides.

                        - Well at least for my sample size of 1 it was.

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                        • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                          Two things:

                          1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                          2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

                          kolya@social.cologneK This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #36

                          @BrokkoliMuskel one man's annoyance is another man's fetish

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                          • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                            Two things:

                            1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                            2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                            #37

                            @BrokkoliMuskel oh, tristesse, le disclaimer n'est pas aussi drôle sur la page en français

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                            • kestral@masto.hackers.townK kestral@masto.hackers.town

                              @BrokkoliMuskel FINALLY a word for why my old telephone cords did that! And also why searching it also brought up porn.

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                              #38

                              @kestral I thought the same thing. Also trying to fix it while on a long call was also done. @BrokkoliMuskel

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                              • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                Two things:

                                1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

                                chrst@lethallava.landC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #39

                                @BrokkoliMuskel@chaos.social reading this on link down an currently questioning live choices.

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                                • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                  Two things:

                                  1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                  2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                                  #40

                                  @BrokkoliMuskel that's squiggle sure looks like Trump's signature

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                                  • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                    Two things:

                                    1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                    2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

                                    michalbryxi@mastodon.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #41

                                    @BrokkoliMuskel I think we need a close-up here 😄

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                                    • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                      Two things:

                                      1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                      2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                                      #42

                                      @BrokkoliMuskel my hair does this, I'm going to start referring to it as my perverted tendrils.

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                                      • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                        Two things:

                                        1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                        2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

                                        butchcoolidge@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #43

                                        @BrokkoliMuskel Ungefragter Fun Fact: Hokusai, der „Der Traum der Fischerfrau“ mit dem Oktopus gezeichnet hat, ist derselbe Künstler wie bei der berühmten „Großen Welle vor Kanagawa“. Also dem Motiv auf dem 1.000-Yen-Schein. Als wäre Günter Zint der Hausfotograf des Kanzleramts gewesen.

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                                        • brokkolimuskel@chaos.socialB brokkolimuskel@chaos.social

                                          Two things:

                                          1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

                                          2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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                                          #44

                                          @BrokkoliMuskel
                                          This toot, article and the subsequent thread of conversation is why I LOVE Mastodon so much. 🥰

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