A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur
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@benroyce Mooi is Dutch for beautiful. Not sure where the third 'o' comes in.
I'm just glad it's an expensive horse, otherwise I somehow would have to find space in my not quite big enough for a life-size horse home.
Practicality has nothing to do with it. Buy 4! When visitor's ask, make a joke about the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Bask in their befuddlement
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@dzwiedziu i swear this has something to do with this garage inventor's strange set of enthusiasms. it's too similar in two design elements
@benroyce Oh… Oh dear…
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
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@benroyce I would rather stay lost than be rescued by that demonic looking goofy ass... thing.
@macacator you can't refuse. you've chosen battle then
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@staringatclouds if this is 2nd iteration that implies existence of 3rd iteration
NO!
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@benroyce Whatever it is, I like that you can stop it effectively by stabbing it in the chest, seems like a smart touch
@TeflonTrout @benroyce I'm not pulling out my knife to stab the metal horse wielding a chainsaw in my face.
Makes the "shoot it in the saddle" approach seem a little saner, though.
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unintentional or intentional brilliant marketing
but then i wonder exactly what fucking market they are aiming for
@benroyce @fruchti I guessed the "this looks so cool OMFG I need one!!!" community, which will quickly become the "wait, it doesn't actually do anything I need and needs to be constantly taken apart and cleaned because dirt got into it through all those openings and it's broken 99% of the time so I took the horns off to get it through the door and now it's a conversation piece in my living room or rusting in my garage" community.
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@staringatclouds if this is 2nd iteration that implies existence of 3rd iteration
NO!
@benroyce 3rd iteration has 6 legs
4th has 8 etc...
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The basic centaur shape makes sense. Four legs for stability combined with an upright posture for visibility. It's the facial features that are creepy.
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Practicality has nothing to do with it. Buy 4! When visitor's ask, make a joke about the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Bask in their befuddlement
@benroyce I think my joke would be three horses and one fancy horse and insisting they are all horses indeed.
https://www.qeeboo.com/en/products/giraffe-in-love-xl-indoor-design-marcantonio
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unintentional or intentional brilliant marketing
but then i wonder exactly what fucking market they are aiming for
@benroyce @fruchti
This "Three Halves" robot gave me a very strong hit of, "This is an art project with distinct Dadaist and between-the-2-World-Wars pacifist vibes," Ben.
Dystopian times birth dystopian art, in my opinion.
I, for one, think we're being punked very cleverly by someone with a sense of humor that aligns very nicely with my own -- right down to the Baphomet head.
Bong hits 4 quadruped robots with sinister heads. -
@benroyce @xChaos @plantagolabs
I wanted to post this somewhere else last week. Did not do it.
Here is the right place, me thinks.
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@benroyce 3rd iteration has 6 legs
4th has 8 etc...
@staringatclouds mechanical centipede abomination here we come!
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@benroyce I think my joke would be three horses and one fancy horse and insisting they are all horses indeed.
https://www.qeeboo.com/en/products/giraffe-in-love-xl-indoor-design-marcantonio
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he's been at it for two years. no investors
that's one long con then
he articulates plausible reasons for the design choices (even the horns: he doesn't want it going indoors, he wants it to get stuck in doors)
"satyress" does sound like satire but it's a real word: it's a woman satyr
@benroyce @salixsericea I’m just glad he didn’t outfit the thing with a leaf blower.
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@benroyce @fruchti
This "Three Halves" robot gave me a very strong hit of, "This is an art project with distinct Dadaist and between-the-2-World-Wars pacifist vibes," Ben.
Dystopian times birth dystopian art, in my opinion.
I, for one, think we're being punked very cleverly by someone with a sense of humor that aligns very nicely with my own -- right down to the Baphomet head.
Bong hits 4 quadruped robots with sinister heads.i agree
he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this
so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal
i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product
so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama
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@TeflonTrout @benroyce I'm not pulling out my knife to stab the metal horse wielding a chainsaw in my face.
Makes the "shoot it in the saddle" approach seem a little saner, though.
Oh yeah, if it has a chainsaw I'm not going after it with a knife lol
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@benroyce @salixsericea I’m just glad he didn’t outfit the thing with a leaf blower.
@edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce oh dear, it's all happening again.
[Checks fuel in flamethrower, quietly hides in cupboard]
