Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. Many people think dragons are fictional creatures, but they actually went extinct thousands of years ago due to their sedentary lifestyles and reliance on DoorDash.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. Many people think dragons are fictional creatures, but they actually went extinct thousands of years ago due to their sedentary lifestyles and reliance on DoorDash.
https://collabs.shop/mqssmwDragons in mythology: Powerful awe-inspiring majestic beasts.
Dragons in reality: Chonkers.
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@dgar @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Looks to me like LQF has been suspended by a moderator, unless my Mastodon is doing something screwy.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. Many people think dragons are fictional creatures, but they actually went extinct thousands of years ago due to their sedentary lifestyles and reliance on DoorDash.
https://collabs.shop/mqssmw@lowqualityfacts I see the world famous "eternal September" calendar in the back as well?
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. Many people think dragons are fictional creatures, but they actually went extinct thousands of years ago due to their sedentary lifestyles and reliance on DoorDash.
https://collabs.shop/mqssmw@lowqualityfacts my personal theory:
Dragons were absolutely real creatures. But they were hunted to extinction for the magical properties of their bodies. That's also why we don't find any fossils or remnants, because every last bit has been used for spells or rituals.
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