It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations?
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs I want to read what the people I follow wrote not some LLM's idea of it, also summarising posts from a microblogging site is surely the peak of attention span failure, if you can't even read the relatively short posts from people you chose to follow
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs
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@mothninja @afewbugs apparently not, he “wasn’t aware of it”
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
JFC what fucking clueless dickhole that guy is. What makes people like that?
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs @NellytheWillow Cats.
Only every second, not hourly.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs Also cats, flowers, landscapes, moss, books.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
Wait I need to find out about Ben & the creme eggs-- that's the only thing that hasn't been in my feed out of that
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
LOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
8- )
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LOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
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@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
But will the creme eggs melt?
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@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme
It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
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It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
@TheBreadmonkey @SaguaroLynx without wishing to victim blame, had I stumbled across this news story I don't think I would have thought "You know who are a mature bunch of people to share this with who won't make any weird insinuations whatsoever? The good folk of Mastodon that's who."
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It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
@TheBreadmonkey
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs thanks, that saved me from scrolling
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@TheBreadmonkey
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
@afewbugs @SaguaroLynx@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Jeeves! Fetch the tools.
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Jeeves! Fetch the tools.
@TheBreadmonkey Ben's patented Creme Egg insertion tool. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
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@TheBreadmonkey Ben's patented Creme Egg insertion tool. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Just a speculum and a high-powered slingshot
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Just a speculum and a high-powered slingshot
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I immediately regret saying this
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I immediately regret saying this
@TheBreadmonkey I immediately regret getting that image in my mind. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
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@TheBreadmonkey I immediately regret getting that image in my mind. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
FIRE IN THE HOLE
