Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers.

[me@mastodon.cysioland.pl]

@JadedBlueEyes

> You aren't just installing software; you are becoming a system administrator

[kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work]

@JadedBlueEyes it's wildebeest (cloudflare fedi software that leaked dms to the public) all over again

[liquidparasyte@app.wafrn.net]

Maybe Cloudflare should just stick to DDPS protection and CDNs

[byte@awawa.club]

@JadedBlueEyes eeeew yuck that’s so fucking embarrassing. not like those feds had any reputation to worry about whatsoever, but still

[kieran@hom.ph]

@JadedBlueEyes that'll fix it!

[ddritter@neopaquita.es]

@JadedBlueEyes From "vibe coding" to "vibe security".

[wolfwalks@app.wafrn.net]

And taking down most of the internet

[networkexception@bonk.expert]

@JadedBlueEyes OH: @49016 did that for fedi before it was cool

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@JadedBlueEyes I love all the "this is good, akshually" comments on HN this morning. I mean, half of them are probably Fedflare employees anyway.

[silo_bear@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes

Holy crap. I would not expect this from an industry giant (Though I guess I should.)

That certainly shatters my trust in cloudflare a bit. #devops #programming #networking

[lexinova@cyberplace.social]

@JadedBlueEyes And even if they did, centralize a decentralised system on cloudflare what a good idea

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@lexinova@cyberplace.social @JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt I think it is fundamentally interesting to try and port software to run on cloudflare workers. Like, it's a stack with very different assumptions and tradeoffs. Having alternatives is always nice. I don't think it's bad for this to exist. I don't see how that leads to centralization.

But the execution is bad. Lmao.

[lexinova@cyberplace.social]

@sodiboo @JadedBlueEyes because Cloudflare own half of internet ?

if it's not centralizing even more ... what is this ?

[themagicnacho@hachyderm.io]

@JadedBlueEyes The first paragraph smelled like total BS.

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt Oh yeah. Wait what the fuck. Even i know this and I've never touched the codebase. It's rocksdb and there was at one point SQLite, right?

[tauon@possum.city]

@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt

I’m not gonna be trusting anything Cloudflare after this.

as if you should've been doing this in the first place

[_r@donotsta.re]

@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt reminder that half of the internet relies on these people. I’m scared for the future

[darkcat09@gts.dc09.xyz]

@JadedBlueEyes
It has always been RocksDB, right?
Oh, Conduit also supports SQLite iirc

[aspensmonster@tenforward.social]

@silo_bear @JadedBlueEyes Seriously.

Before this: "Well, CloudFlare at least has smart people working there I guess."

After this: "CloudFlare are sloperators."

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

@darkcat09 Conduit started with Sled, and then moved to a KV abstraction that let them add RocksDB and SQLite support. Conduwuit then removed everything but RocksDB, which is what Tuwunel and Conduwuit are forked from