When returning your work laptop, don't forget to leave IT a little stroopwafel... as a treat!

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@catsalad @SecureOwl Per

[Gæst]

@catsalad What if my IT team prefers meat? Is a slice of deli ham okay, instead?

[dany@hsnl.social]

@catsalad I miss laptops with built in stroopwafel warning trays.

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@catsalad ohhh it's so good when you eject a fresh one and the caramel is all gooey

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad They still make laptops with slide-out cup holders??

[jens@social.finkhaeuser.de]

@catsalad That's probably a good storage medium if you encode every bit as either long- or short chain carbohydrate. The storage density would be insane.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@Coldforge @catsalad Just leave them a scratch-card.

https://youtu.be/RFV4pNuRA0w

[ygor@floss.social]

@catsalad My work laptop does not have a stroopwafel tray, but maybe I can fit a tostito in the SD card slot.

[ericbono@beige.party]

@catsalad

We can put a man near the moon.

We should have had 3d waffle printers by now.

[tomhead@mastodon.social]

@catsalad never design a removable digital storage medium when you're hungry

[aearo@dragon.style]

@catsalad

Nobody makes laptops with stroopwafel trays anymore. It's quite sad.

[fraggle@social.coop]

@catsalad you'll soon grow to love the weird taste of... Internet Stroopwafel

[cinnamoncatyurilover@sharkey.skydevs.me]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange this is why they need to bring back disk drives in laptops, you either put a dvd with analog horror burned to it if you're feeling evil, or you leave a cookie or stroopwafel if you're feeling nice

[nixcraft@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@catsalad Imagine if someone actually did something like that. Or worse. They return a laptop and you open it and it's all sticky inside with syrup or something.

[kura@hai.z0ne.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange my work laptop only has usbc ports.
not enough space for a stroopwaffel

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@krishean @catsalad I never liked the laptop cup holders, they were so flimsy and spilled my drink way too often. I wish they made 'em as sturdy as the desktop computer cup holders!

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I have absolutely 100% used a laptop vent to warm up a stroopwafel before

[rozeboosje@masto.ai]

@catsalad hmmmmm lekker. Een stroopwafel.

[radome@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad I bet VLC can play it.