I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.

[redravenspirit@fedimedi.com]

@alice Hey, yeah...that's about 12 to 14 units of blood!

[lispi314@udongein.xyz]

@alice Bioshock and Repo mental imagery successfully generated.

[marymaraskittenbakery@troet.cafe]

@JennyFluff @alice
Yeah, stupid beginners mistake - you just have to take enough blood

[longspeak@bardicperspiration.club]

@alice Huh. The one I... uh... examined... was bloodless.

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@MaryMarasKittenBakery @alice but then I might end up getting some life extending quack that billionaires are into

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@MaryMarasKittenBakery @alice or lots of ketamine I guess

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@alice

they're also totally full of stuff you can use as fertilizer, as long as you thoroughly wash all produce before eating.

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@alice

I welcome child vampires 🧛‍️ 🧛‍️ getting all the blood they need from Billionaires until they are gone.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@alice i think if i needed a blood transfusion and the uh blood technician or whatever was like you're in luck this came from a billionaire i'd probably politely ask if that was the only option lol

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice Paint the town red!

[kyonshi@dice.camp]

@alice uhm

So there's a need for blood...
And the picture of a kid.

Is it just me or does this sound like a vampire coven asking for donations?

[tiempo@todon.eu]

@alice BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[kitsunevixi@sakurajima.social]

@alice@lgbtqia.space I have some garlic

[beaiouns@is.nota.live]

@aeva @alice pretty sure they're called phlegmbologists. from back when they thought bleeding was caused by a poor sense of humour.

[jayelbey@ioc.exchange]

@Shdwdrgn
Professional courtesy?
@alice

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice There are insufficient numbers of them to fulfill required demand

Plus you can get all their blood... once.

Not to mention the population is so small there's a good chance they lack rare blood types we need.

[uair@autistics.life]

@catsalad @alice

Scarlet wings?

[jef@mastodon.social]

@alice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7qjCBNe7M&t=96s

[heartofcoyote@neuromatch.social]

@alice There’s something really ominous here. Like, uh oh, the kid’s need for blood is rising, is it coming for me? 🫣

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Longspeak if at first you don't succeed ‍️