I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.

[autolycos@beige.party]

@alice they only have ten units, like the rest of us

But I do advocate a 90% wealth tax.

Leave the other 10% as a tithe for Jeebus

[justinderrick@mstdn.ca]

@alice Yeah, but it's full of ketamine and estrogen blockers and fake testosterone and cocaine and whatever else these high-class tweakers are on.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@alice No, that’s shit. They’re full of shit.

[arniepix@masto.nyc]

@alice
I hear billionaires taste like chicken.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@JustinDerrick didn't say we needed the blood for anything in particular; painting Wall Street would be my suggestion though.

[spanghero@ioc.exchange]

@alice Drain the toxin then mulch the remaining husk. I can get behind this.

[cosmicktrigger@mastodon.social]

@alice

Too on the nose?

[cosmicktrigger@mastodon.social]

@Shdwdrgn @alice

OK but seriously - vampires can mind control people. They could - for instance - mind control a secret service dude to do the funniest thing ever.

Climate change wipes out THEIR food supply, too.

Shit some are old enough to have built a vast fortune. Enough to be invited to snazzy parties for the rich and connected.

They could mind-control all them fuckers into killing themselves and giving all their money to the poor

1/2

[cosmicktrigger@mastodon.social]

@Shdwdrgn @alice

In the vampire show TRUE BLOOD Eric Northman, Bill Compton, and Pam Swynford De Beaufort HATE Republicans. They're very open about that hatred.

Think what a wonderful world they could create by simply tell them all to fuck off into the sea

[violetbackpack@mastodon.social]

@CosmickTrigger @alice I do love an illustrative graph