Please share this post.
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts I know right? having kitchen salt as the only problem in life...what a time it was 🥹
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
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@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts If you're a crab in Annapolis, I'd be happy to have you steamed in Old Bay seasoning and eaten by me.
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@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts If you're a crab in Annapolis, I'd be happy to have you steamed in Old Bay seasoning and eaten by me.
That's why I'd opt for being a fiddler crab. Although with that comes the ignominy of being used for bait.
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@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts If you're a crab in Annapolis, I'd be happy to have you steamed in Old Bay seasoning and eaten by me.
That takes me back. When I was TDY at Fort Belvoir, a bunch of us went to someplace in Maryland for crab.
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That takes me back. When I was TDY at Fort Belvoir, a bunch of us went to someplace in Maryland for crab.
@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts A sibling went there and is now a chief geek cyber something. That's neat.
Since I grew up in MD (sort of), crabs were around and they were the best. Had a sibling crack them for me while I gobbled them down.
Memories for both of us. Thanks!
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@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts A sibling went there and is now a chief geek cyber something. That's neat.
Since I grew up in MD (sort of), crabs were around and they were the best. Had a sibling crack them for me while I gobbled them down.
Memories for both of us. Thanks!
I grew up in Florida and we frequently had Stone and Blue Crab. We were too far north for Spiny Lobster.
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts Sounds nice - you can't have a bad back if you don't have a backbone.
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts You know, that with sufficiently large doses, salt will kill your human form as well. Judge the quality of that fact as you wish.
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts
did you check the fine print?
what happens if you get 100,001 followers?Remember , the Devil is in the details!
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