how come hackers never do anything cool like erase debt or steal from the ultra wealthy or completely obliterate the credit reporting agencies
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@aeva The hacking stuff might convince a computer that the debt isn't real, but a bank probably also has it on paper somewhere and will re-enter it when it notices the discrepency.
So now we're talking about a heist.
@madengineering @aeva Serious question, do banks keep stuff on paper these days?
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@madengineering @aeva Serious question, do banks keep stuff on paper these days?
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@madengineering @aeva it could go deeper. we could attack the capital
@hipsterelectron @aeva War is decisively out of my skillset, I can't even win a game of chess.
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@madengineering @aeva It does seem awfully silly to trust computers with such things.
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@hipsterelectron @aeva War is decisively out of my skillset, I can't even win a game of chess.
@madengineering @aeva i'm terrible at chess https://circumstances.run/@hipsterelectron/117488076396220087
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@madengineering @aeva Serious question, do banks keep stuff on paper these days?
@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS has paper backups
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@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS has paper backups
@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva Are you sure about that in the post-DOGE era?
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@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva Are you sure about that in the post-DOGE era?
@be @hipsterelectron @aeva Banks knowing how much money you've deposited, and thus how much you can demand back from them, is serious business for banks.
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@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva Are you sure about that in the post-DOGE era?
@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS is more important than you would expect
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@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS is more important than you would expect
@be @madengineering @aeva unfortunately, for surveillance, but nonetheless
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@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS is more important than you would expect
@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva yeah that's why I wouldn't be surprised if DOGE conveniently lost those paper records for Elon Musk
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@be @madengineering @aeva unfortunately, for surveillance, but nonetheless
@be @madengineering @aeva the career IRS workers are largely still there
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@be @madengineering @aeva the IRS is more important than you would expect
@hipsterelectron @be @aeva The government has plans ready to collect taxes in the apocalypse, so yeah, they are ready to operate on paper, with candles, writing with goose quills if need be. The world literally ending would not stop them.
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@be @hipsterelectron @aeva Banks knowing how much money you've deposited, and thus how much you can demand back from them, is serious business for banks.
Wouldn't want me to withdraw a million dollars that I don't actually have now, would you?@madengineering @hipsterelectron @aeva someone should uh, lose those records in the Department of Education
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@madengineering @hipsterelectron @aeva someone should uh, lose those records in the Department of Education
@madengineering @hipsterelectron @aeva Something tells me health insurance companies aren't as serious about having their records in order.
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@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva yeah that's why I wouldn't be surprised if DOGE conveniently lost those paper records for Elon Musk
@be @madengineering @aeva this stuff is vital to the functioning of a state. it would harm the state more than anything else to lose it. records were largely not lost to musk but leaked to private individuals who shouldn't have had access
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@madengineering @hipsterelectron @aeva Something tells me health insurance companies aren't as serious about having their records in order.
@be @madengineering @aeva i think corps are far more vulnerable than the state. corps die all the time
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@be @madengineering @aeva i think corps are far more vulnerable than the state. corps die all the time
@hipsterelectron @madengineering @aeva the numbers in health insurance land are all totally fake anyway. If you ask a doctor how much something would cost, they can't answer because they legit don't know and don't even know how to find out.
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@be @madengineering @aeva i think corps are far more vulnerable than the state. corps die all the time
@hipsterelectron @be @aeva The physical manifestation of a corporation is a piece of paper, and if you were to get your hands on it, yeah, you could break a corporation in half with almost no effort at all. Fighting the lawyer guarding it would be kind of tricky, though.
