Me: *donates body to science*
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
good news!
you can donate to the University of Tennessee Body Farm directly
https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/
(fyi, the UT Forensic Anthropology Center is well-respected. but you should know you're going to be some grad student's research material for, for example, gauging time of death via larval stages of a particular dermestid beetle species)
these ladies will take care of you
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
Me, shopping at goodwill: just what I needed for my shitposting séance
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
Goodwill: *donates the body to the food bank*
Food bank: *turns body into something vaguely representing greenish nutrient blocks from a 1970's dystopian science fiction film, storing them in a large warehouse*
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
In May 1986, after the Chernobyl disaster, a German satire magazine on public TV had prepared a sketch about "our grandpa": He had been forgotten outdoors, for 4 hours. Let's ask the authorities whether he must be disposed of as hazardous waste?
The show would not be broadcast on Bavarian public TV, who called the sketch "macabre and degoutant". They couldn't convince any other public TV station to join in, though, and to censor the show.
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
@catsalad knowing you - you'll donate your body to cats
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
@catsalad
The cycle of life, CatSalad. -
Me, shopping at goodwill: just what I needed for my shitposting séance
@nicr9 @catsalad
"Shitposting séance"!
NOW we're getting somewhere.
I, for one, am in.
The existence of shitposting séances implies the existence of shitposting lifestyles, shitposting influencers, and an entire shitposting economy.
This taxidermied cat can be our mascot.
Who's with me?
Bong hits 4 shitposting séances. -
good news!
you can donate to the University of Tennessee Body Farm directly
https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/
(fyi, the UT Forensic Anthropology Center is well-respected. but you should know you're going to be some grad student's research material for, for example, gauging time of death via larval stages of a particular dermestid beetle species)
these ladies will take care of you
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
@catsalad Goodwill: Opens an Only Fans account for your body
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@nicr9 @catsalad
"Shitposting séance"!
NOW we're getting somewhere.
I, for one, am in.
The existence of shitposting séances implies the existence of shitposting lifestyles, shitposting influencers, and an entire shitposting economy.
This taxidermied cat can be our mascot.
Who's with me?
Bong hits 4 shitposting séances.@Guillotine_Jones @catsalad that's the... Spirit
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@Guillotine_Jones @catsalad that's the... Spirit
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
@catsalad they'll look at me and say "that's very kind of you but we really don't need it, thanks"
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Me: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
Sorry, they don't take worn out items ... Giggles
I want to be given to the forensic death people ... They leave you body out to rot ... For science
Hugz & xXx
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