Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
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@GossiTheDog braindead
@0xcaffebabe @GossiTheDog don't forget their malware…
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Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”

https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
@GossiTheDog "Programming is so hard"
Like what the heck are they even saying, people have been coding for all this tims -
Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”

https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
@GossiTheDog launcher is just a start. they're reportedly developing an entirely vibe-coded videogame https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-12/epic-games-delays-disney-project-asks-developers-to-use-more-ai?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc5MTgyOTQ5NCwiZXhwIjoxNzkyNDM0Mjk0LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUTVQ0SDVSS1YyVEQwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiJCMUVBQkI5NjQ2QUM0REZFQTJBRkI4MjI1MzgyQTJFQSJ9.rC824FbXuutjticK4TKijZtWW-ewDWvg6AIoVnPo5IA
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Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”

https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
@GossiTheDog Fucking skill issue. If you're a programmer who can't program then you're just a loser.
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@GossiTheDog Fucking skill issue. If you're a programmer who can't program then you're just a loser.
@GossiTheDog "Waaaah! Programming is hard!" Yeah, it's a skill. Some of us bothered to learn how to do it. Some of us even ENJOY doing it. Some of us don't treat our craft with contempt. Can't stand the heat? Get out of the chassis.
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Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”

https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
The only hard part about making a games launcher for linux is persuading linux users not to bypass it to run the game directly without being subjected to all the ads that are the main reason for the launcher existing.
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Fun side quest if anybody wants to join me - check out Epic Games Launcher for security vulnerabilities.
The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog Sloptastic!
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog I love that this shit makes it out into the world.
It makes me feel better about my "skill."
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog What was wrong with the old launcher? It still seems good to me.
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
How the actual fuck is shit this bad being shipped???
Corporate has completely lost the plot
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
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Fun side quest if anybody wants to join me - check out Epic Games Launcher for security vulnerabilities.
@GossiTheDog Already gonna lol
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@GossiTheDog when will the "organic artisanal" alternative start being a marketing slogan

@maxsec2022 @GossiTheDog I do 100% organic, artisanal, white-glove, IT and Infrastructure work. Zero vibes. All organic.
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@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
@da_667 @GossiTheDog I take shits faster than Steam boots, but I wouldn't ship my shit to people.
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@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
@GossiTheDog is it functional? Who cares? We finally beat Valve at something that matters not fucking at all
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Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”

https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
@GossiTheDog I've been using the Heroic Launcher for a while now to access games from Epic since I game from a Linux system. To my knowledge they don't use AI in their code pipelines at all, and the launcher is completely open source. So for folks who maybe gave Epic their money once upon a time and want to continue to play said game without an AI monstrosity as a gateway, I can say that my experience with Heroic has been pretty excellent.
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@da_667 @GossiTheDog I take shits faster than Steam boots, but I wouldn't ship my shit to people.
@NosirrahSec @da_667 @GossiTheDog now come on, I think we all would ship our shit to *some* people.
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@GossiTheDog is it functional? Who cares? We finally beat Valve at something that matters not fucking at all
@da_667 @GossiTheDog meanwhile gaben is like "im taking up throat singing"
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@GossiTheDog is it functional? Who cares? We finally beat Valve at something that matters not fucking at all
@da_667 @GossiTheDog And PSA you can still add their free games when a good one comes up to your account via their web site...just so you know
