In a nutshell

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@stux You can move out of Florida swamps, but Florida swamps won't move out of you.

[djr2024@mastodon.social]

@stux Lastly having inspired your supporters with the rallying cry 'Drain the Swamp' you then create a literal swamp for them to see drained. Brilliant!

[optimisticmoron@mastodon.xyz]

@stux
Here's an idea - empty every ice machine in every trump motel on the East coast and dump the ice into the pool. Cool the water - kill the algae.

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@stux WTF are they going to do if I stroll over and piss in it?

[dennishoward@mstdn.social]

@stux Also paint the bottom a darker color so that it can retain more heat.

[sc0tty@ohai.social]

@stux
It’s beyond parody

[vonskinnback@mastodon.social]

@stux don't forget the dead duck, the metaphors just keep coming...

[galacticstone@mastodon.social]

@stux That pool is an improvement. It is filled with Brawndo because it has electrolytes.

[vosje62@mastodon.nl]

@OptimisticMoron @stux that is to environment friendly to try...

[codieplusplus@mastodon.online]

@stux another episode from the Muppets' Science Lab?

[erikcats@dice.camp]

@stux bit of a bummer the steps stop after five but rofl

[trebach@functional.cafe]

@rjblaskiewicz @stux Have you arrested for public indecency and put you on the sex offenders registry if you're convicted

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@stux the phrase "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" comes to mind, ne-c'est-pas?

[cmok@mastodon.com.pl]

@agturcz @stux Hey, please, do not insult swamps!

[kraemer_hb@mastodon.social]

@Vonskinnback @stux The lame duck is dead now?

[musevg@23.social]

@codieplusplus @stux
Mee-mee-mee-mee!

[wannabemystiker@expressional.social]

@stux
Step 7: Bring in your top man to salvage the Reflecting Pool restoration project once and for all.

[nickrauchen@c.im]

@stux

I wish this were a #metaphor for the second #Trump term.

Alas it's narcissistic failures all the way down. No metaphor need.

The era of his self-aggrandizement is coming to an end!

#Vote Peacefully #Protest #Resist!

[david@setouchi.social]

@agturcz @stux Yeah, don't say bad things about Florida swamps, they're the best part of Florida. Amazing wildlife and almost no humans.

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux I mean besides that.