In a nutshell

[cmok@mastodon.com.pl]

@agturcz @stux Hey, please, do not insult swamps!

[kraemer_hb@mastodon.social]

@Vonskinnback @stux The lame duck is dead now?

[musevg@23.social]

@codieplusplus @stux
Mee-mee-mee-mee!

[wannabemystiker@expressional.social]

@stux
Step 7: Bring in your top man to salvage the Reflecting Pool restoration project once and for all.

[nickrauchen@c.im]

@stux

I wish this were a #metaphor for the second #Trump term.

Alas it's narcissistic failures all the way down. No metaphor need.

The era of his self-aggrandizement is coming to an end!

#Vote Peacefully #Protest #Resist!

[david@setouchi.social]

@agturcz @stux Yeah, don't say bad things about Florida swamps, they're the best part of Florida. Amazing wildlife and almost no humans.

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux I mean besides that.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@stux
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!!111!

[ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social]

@stux The reflecting pool is a perfect metaphor for the trump presidency.

[mycotropic@beige.party]

@stux

Please tell me that they actually filled it with Potomac water. Back in 2010 they were trying to mitigate cyanobacterium blooms and it was the hurricanes of 2011 that get the credit for actually clearing the blooms!
https://www.mwcog.org/about-us/newsroom/2011/09/15/potomac-river-algae-largely-dissipated-algal-blooms-potomac/

[farbenstau@infosec.exchange]

@Kraemer_HB @Vonskinnback @stux It's not dead, it's resting!

[farbenstau@infosec.exchange]

@musevg @codieplusplus @stux [hair catches fire]

[rbuzz@ioc.exchange]

@stux

You forgot "Have the Park Service arrest people for vandalism and then blame them for causing the problems."

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@stux "Super Scum Event" sounds like an apt description of this administration

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux I wouldn't put shooting you on sight past them...

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@stux Our Algal Bloom thanks the president for this great bounty!

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@stux 1. Throttle domestic economy through tariffs and inflation.
2. Reduce global oil supply by having Iran close the straight of Hormuz.
3. Sequester CO2 from the atmosphere by growing huge amounts of algae in the Reflecting Pool.

Contrary to his "Drill, Baby, drill" announcements, Trump is the politician who most consistently fights the human-caused climate catastrophe

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux That's really what I was wondering. Like if I jumped in or something, would they treat me like a goddamned terrorist? Or if my dog jumped in, like a terrierist?

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux I mean, I would win just by pointing out that they are guarding a puddle instead of being with their families.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@stux It's an even better one now as we see explicitly that the police are there to protect the swamp.