FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOO

[beamsandbows@mastodon.sdf.org]

@sundogplanets can I just beat the unholy ribbons and bows out of today? I am so tired.

[jfmezei@cosocial.ca]

@sundogplanets This was done before. Suggest you watch the documentary "Die Another Day". Some north korean launched it and when the Americans sent missiles to destroy it, he just aimed his mirror at the missiles and fried them.

The mirror was demoed at some ice castle in Iceland when he benevolently lit up just the castle at night to impress the guests, but then focused mirror to try to fry some british spy out to disable mirror.

Curiious which international body could stop this.

[ameliasbrain@mstdn.ca]

@sundogplanets Respect to the author/editors at PCMag for that headline, though. "FCC Approves Reflect Orbital's Giant Mirror Satellite That Astronomers Hate"
Really gets the main point across.

(Although they maybe could have also included how the powering solar panels proposal is completely unrealistic.)

[dtauvdiodr@c.im]

And the billionaires push the Earth closer and closer to Trantor.

[spam@infosec.exchange]

@sundogplanets

[pakowitsch@ruhr.social]

@sundogplanets
Mmhh, the Name oft the satellite is from Lord oft the rings. Is Peter Thiel involved in this shit?

[phil_stevens@mastodon.nz]

@sundogplanets We could band together to aim lasers at these....

[kkarhan@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets I hope this thing gets shot down with some ASAT Rocket by the #Chinese or #Russia, if the #EU doesn't have the balls and this thing isn't in a GSO over the #USA!

[kkarhan@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets I just hope some folks hack it and deorbit it!

[c_reider@sonomu.club]

@sundogplanets wow that sucks total ass

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@sundogplanets

What's wrong with everyone? Jesus.

[iagondiscord@wetdry.world]

@sundogplanets destroying everyone's natural circadian rhythms for slightly better Q4 profits
Surely this won't have any repercussions!

[blizzarda@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets assume they are only licensed to reflect back to USA??

[hub@cosocial.ca]

@sundogplanets and of course it’s named after something from JRR Tolkien….

[iagondiscord@wetdry.world]

@sundogplanets also, space is hard
I would say it would be more practical to just put solar panels around the world and have them supply energy for the entire world, but that would actually require international cooperation and the geopolitical climate just isn't stable enough to handle that
Three guesses on whose fault that is
Point being, this is a perfectly logical idea if you're a liberal, and completely absurd if you aren't

[netux@mastodon.sdf.org]

@sundogplanets how the fuck is this under the fcc's purview?

[msbellows@c.im]

@ai6yr @sundogplanets Look, man, it's only 50,000 mirrors each illuminating 3 mi of the planet's surface. Not like it would be disruptive to the environment or astronomy or culture or anything.

[bersl2@furry.engineer]

@sundogplanets I would never endorse someone going full Contact on this thing's launch vehicle once fully stacked. That would be a terrible and illegal thing to do, and such a waste of life.

[outfrost@mastodon.social]

@kkarhan @sundogplanets or fry it with a focused beam of something it doesn't reflect

[kkarhan@mastodon.social]

@outfrost @sundogplanets this ain't the Space Satellite from #DieAnotherDay…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMxVBY70dPU