I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended

[nullnomore@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea - as a jetpens fan, I recognize this adorable and seriously functional item.

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@0xabad1dea I want those, but as tactical hairclips!

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@0xabad1dea
You are so not clubbing this seal.

[androcat@toot.cat]

@0xabad1dea
These soft friends are gonna shank ya.

[terrybtwo@ohai.social]

@0xabad1dea I’m not sure it isn’t, reading it.

[twotired@universeodon.com]

@0xabad1dea I can only assume that the penguin and the seal need the blades to defend themselves against the polar bear.

[mo@mastodon.ml]

@0xabad1dea damn, I want one of those

For no particular reason, they're just cute

[grb090423@mastodon.social]

@grob @0xabad1dea

That's what I was thinking. (Except PB aren't at all cute!)

[alsy@theforkiverse.com]

@0xabad1dea Shiv friends 🥹🥹🥹

[jussi_og@mementomori.social]

@0xabad1dea SHOP NOW (or else)