It's Chriiiiiiistmas. Merry Christmas everyone.

[nikkileah@mendeddrum.org]

@TheBreadmonkey jeez.. not even had the last gasp of summer...

Plus aren't they gonna need to ditch & change that isle for Halloween tat?

[mabande@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey Halloween's fallen! Christmas is about to overtake the land! Flee, you fools!

[akki@toot.lgbt]

@jtonline @TheBreadmonkey they usually are in the bakery section near me. Year round usually.

[erased_citizen@cupoftea.social]

@TheBreadmonkey so here it is, Merry Christmas

[gogs@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey ‘Tis a season!

[laserdiscturtle@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey "We're ready when you are..." What if I'm never ready?

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@TheBreadmonkey What a load of baubles

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@kimlockhartga

[eleanorrees@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey In future years people will gather to celebrate a new midwinter festival to lift their spirits amid the endless gloom of perpetual Christmas.

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@Akki @TheBreadmonkey no way, I clearly have an inferior bakery section, or I'm just not observant enough!!!

[stx@mastodon.scot]

@TheBreadmonkey Saw this last year in August, I think it's for the weirdos that watch Christmas movies in July and stockpile Ferrero Rocher all year round.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@eleanorrees

I sometimes wish there was a way to double boost or sort of super boost a post

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey Go away.

[aethelstan@mas.to]

@eleanorrees @TheBreadmonkey yes! A release from the perpetual gifting.

[gogs@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey @eleanorrees If quotes are allowed, I’ll sometimes do that as well and just sort of go “Bloody hell! Look at this!”

[mikecastro@mastodon.world]

@eleanorrees @TheBreadmonkey
I like that, but there could be a reason to why

[plwt@mstdn.social]

@TheBreadmonkey Should be moved to either the 29th February or when there is a bright light in the sky, such as Halley's comet.

Not anti-Christmas, just think we should space it out a bit more to allow for additional recovery time.

[superflippy@mastodon.xyz]

@TheBreadmonkey This deserves a classic meme response.

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@TheBreadmonkey they've put the chocolates out in August. Who the hell wants sad melted chocolate in their stocking?

[grandpacore@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey It is way too early for the festive advertising. What I notice more though is you pay £12 (~$16) for a box of chocolate? What the fuck lol