This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

[imalcolm@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

Broken arm incoming, in 3... 2...

[edthechem@mas.to]

@markarayner Terribly done in parts with a smartphone photo editor's stamp editor mode, but here you go.

[ahhhhhhhhhhh@mastodon.social]

@markarayner white swans will never not look fucking weird to me.

[pizzademon@mastodon.online]

@DenOfEarth @markarayner in

[rconti@c.im]

@markarayner Who else followed the story of #swanathon on #smithandsniff podcast?

[nofollownoindex@mastodon.trueten.de]

@markarayner die you manage taking the picture without getting hurt? If so, how?

[wizardofdocs@wandering.shop]

@markarayner oh wow, swans do in fact have a dorky side

[energisch_@troet.cafe]

@markarayner oh oh you had some kind of misadventure?

[tomf@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@markarayner New trancecore album cover.

[ingoschi@digitalcourage.social]

@markarayner by Jaroslaw Kolacz, Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2023

[mustikkasoppa@mementomori.social]

@markarayner

[xtaran@chaos.social]

@markarayner: These kind of pictures work very well as screen background images — in case someone tries to get a glimpse of your screen.

[dc4ac@radiosocial.de]

@markarayner Wenn ich das sehe, schwant mir Böses.

(intranslatable pun, sorry)

[swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world]

@markarayner

[chrishuck@hachyderm.io]

@DenOfEarth @markarayner I initially read this as “Retrain a Swan”, which would definitely qualify as a challenge.

[afranke@mamot.fr]

RE: https://mamot.fr/@afranke/109732533494540789

@markarayner *nods*
Had a very similar experience, although ever so slightly more terrifying.

[nf3xn@mastodon.social]

@markarayner "heeeyyy man got any mo dat... salty bread"

[aanee@mastodon.online]

@markarayner "Oi! Got bread?"

[deepmud@mas.to]

@DenOfEarth do we get free healthcare? How about a helmet?

[koltan@freiburg.social]

@markarayner That's what happened next.