yep, that just about covers all possible options

[joshin4colours@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff I'm surprised no one is looking at when the price is -100

[asprinkleofsage@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff price of bitcoin will "probably not be zero sharp" says overconfident mathematician

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_sharp

[phronetic@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff that's some real complex economics

[curtmack@floss.social]

@molly0xfff Reminds me of a certain US company whose commercials made the phrase "up to 15% or more" into a meme.

[ryan@m29.us]

@molly0xfff Reminds me of the Geico advertising "You could save up to 15% or more by switching to Geico", which presents the following possibilities:

- You do save less than 15%
- You do save over 15%
- You don't save anything

There is no way you can save exactly 15% by switching to Geico.

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff my chances to win the lottery are 50:50

either i win or i loose

[pmb00cs@mastodon.online]

@molly0xfff if bitcoin reaches a price of 5i I'm going to be very upset I didn't invest. Any real value price and I'm just not fussed.

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@molly0xfff Come for the news, stay for the math nerdery in the replies!

[disser@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff I mean the value is _already_ imaginary…

[litchralee@noc.social]

@molly0xfff This is precisely the math + cryptocurrency joke I needed to start my Wednesday morning!

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@molly0xfff the genius of it

[gregsnyc@mastodon.social]

@ckape @molly0xfff there is an imaginary component to all currencies.

[pmjv@snac.lab8.cz]

we love our czech central bank governor

[2easteroid@mas.to]

@ryan @molly0xfff I think my favorite one is "up to 100% absorbency".

Good to know your wipes won't pick up more liquid than actually exists, I was really worried about that one for a minute

[xgebi@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff considering how much he earns (more than Jerome Powell), he should be more precise

[j5v@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff Then there's Microsoft, "This could take up to 10 minutes or more."

[carpetbomberz@mastodon.online]

@molly0xfff

𝑖 < π

[fencepost@infosec.exchange]

@molly0xfff in most contexts if this was coming from someplace credible I'd simply wonder "why couldn't they just say it's extremely volatile and shifts based on factors we can't really track or predict."