@christineburns "Son, i get that you want to go your own way. Be your own man.
But couldnt you have toned it down a bit?
Just become a pornographer, or a granny-mugger, or a war criminal, or a cannibal?"

@kittylyst I really enjoyed how the #ConservativeParty didn't just lose their deposit. They were nowhere within sight of keeping it.

Highlight of the #GortonAndDenton #byelection: The #DailyTelegraph sent their man out to talk to Green Party #GPEW canvassers.

It did not go well for him.

#ukpol #Torygraph

@notjustbikes Don't go letting the facts get in the way of a good laugh

@notjustbikes Some people are scared of travelling underground. How can we help them?

"Turn a station into a realistic reproduction of the fires of hell?"

"Genius! That will soothe nerves. Do it!"