I just got pulled over for a Random Breath Test.

Cop:
How are you going? Have you been out tonight? Had anything to drink at all?

Me:
Sir, it is a Tuesday night and I am in my pyjamas, listening to a BBC podcast on why the Indigenous Cholita women of Bolivia wear bowler hats.
No, I have not been out drinking.

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